[23:11] < xeno> (Five Guys)++
[23:11] < solios> I've been pooing green anyway. >_>
[23:11] < xeno> ejp: five guys is Really Good Burgers And Fries
[23:12] < solios> yes.
[23:12] < solios> fagbot: five guys?
[23:12] < fagbot> well, five guys is Really Good Burgers And Fries
[23:12] < xeno> fagbot++
[23:12] < solios> fagbot: five guys is also Burgernated in peanut oil
[23:12] < fagbot> okay, solios.
[23:15] < ejp> I still think it's code for a gay bar or something
[23:15] < solios> oddly enough it isn't. o_o
[23:25] < xeno> ejp: i was pleasantly surprised really
[23:26] < xeno> i got a bacon cheeseburger that was excellent, and a bacon cheese *hot dog* that was O_Oawesome, and their fries are excellent
[23:26] < xeno> and it's pretty affordable too
[23:27] < xeno> * xenolios watches Once Upon A Time In The West

[00:02] < solios> I also gave xeno asshole parking directions earlier. :D
[00:02] < xeno> their pale ale is kinda meh
[00:02] < xeno> holy fuck yes.
[00:02] < solios> :>
[00:02] < xeno> except the part where that sounded like a double entendre.
[00:02] < solios> I always thought it would be a great parking spot.
[00:02] < solios> I never measured it...
[00:02] < xeno> asdjl;kflaskdjfsad
[00:02] < solios> FUCK
[00:02] < solios> sjkdfhgljkh
[00:02] < ejp> xeno: last time I was at the one here some cow ordered their "homefries", the big frence fry things, with like 6 extra sour creams
[00:02] < ejp> and then complains how she's fat
[00:02] < xeno> * xenolios dies
[00:03] < solios> ejp: awesome.
[00:03] < ejp> solios: did you say xeno doesn't fit in your ass?
[00:03] < solios> only if you think I did.
[00:03] < solios> >_>
[00:04] < ejp> I think you did.
[00:04] < solios> k.
[00:04] < solios> parking at the liquor store.
[00:06] < solios> jklghsdfjkhg
[00:06] < solios> fagbot: doot xeno trying to log into loc.dcr for like an hour using xenothaulus
[00:06] < fagbot> never, ever, ever, piss off the mis guy.
[00:07] < ejp> yes
[00:07] < xeno> fuufufufufuuufuufufffffufufufuuuuufufuf

So I've been mulling over creating a Things I Hate blog. Had the format mostly figured out, and decided to check the idea. A simple search for 'things i hate' showed a lot less blogs than I'd expected, so I decided the idea had merit. I come here to Blogger and proceed to set it up and lo, thingsihate.blogspot.com is unavailable. So I start thinking about other names; youknowwhatihate.blogspot.com, ihateitwhen.blogspot.com, you know, Variations On A Theme.

Then I saw this wee Powered By Blogger button, so, I clicked it. (That's what buttons are for.) And lo, I'm signed in to blogspot. So I have this blog apparently...

Today probably do too.

09:34 <@ejp> this is fucked in the head
09:34 <@solios> old news
09:34 < mdxi> and not the first time
09:34 < mdxi> (by years)
09:34 <@xeno> kids having sex is the devil
09:34 <@xeno> so are nipples
09:34 <@ejp> mdxi: no, but this is more than just one.
09:34 <@ejp> Mmm, nipples.
09:34 <@xeno> especially nipples on hot, young, nubile, 15 year old... uh.
09:35 * xeno wanders off
09:35 <@ejp> <xeno> I'll be in my bunk
09:35 < mdxi> s/bunk/lube tank/
09:36 <@xeno> there are lube tanks?
09:36 <@solios> yes
09:36 <@xeno> wtf
09:36 <@solios> in the orgasmatron
09:36 <@xeno> i've been using a bunk this whole fucking time.
09:36 <@xeno> >:|
09:36 <@solios> luddite
09:36 <@xeno> luddites chose.
09:37 <@xeno> I DIDN'T KNOW I HAD A CHOICE.
09:37 * xeno cries

lylasalwaysme (1/14/2009 22.42.19): you bored or something?
Xenothaulus Korianthil (1/14/2009 22.42.23): very
lylasalwaysme (1/14/2009 22.42.30): ha ha... no games to play...
Xenothaulus Korianthil (1/14/2009 22.42.35): nope
Xenothaulus Korianthil (1/14/2009 22.42.43): was going to watch a movie but it's getting to late for that
Xenothaulus Korianthil (1/14/2009 22.43.05): time to listen to more Shirley and Spinoza!
lylasalwaysme (1/14/2009 22.45.38): no cartoons to watch...
Xenothaulus Korianthil (1/14/2009 22.46.01): no, but i keep eyeing Fusion Fall
lylasalwaysme (1/14/2009 22.47.08): ???
Xenothaulus Korianthil (1/14/2009 22.47.20): new Cartoon Network mmog
lylasalwaysme (1/14/2009 22.48.51): cartoon network has games?
Xenothaulus Korianthil (1/14/2009 22.48.55): o-O
Xenothaulus Korianthil (1/14/2009 22.49.23): http://www.cartoonnetwork.com/games/
Xenothaulus Korianthil (1/14/2009 22.49.27): only like a hundred of them
Xenothaulus Korianthil (1/14/2009 22.49.35): but Fusion Fall is their Biggest Game Ever
Xenothaulus Korianthil (1/14/2009 22.49.58): like WoW, only free-to-play, browser-based, and using CN's various IPs
lylasalwaysme (1/14/2009 22.53.21): I see...
lylasalwaysme (1/14/2009 22.53.31): you know you're like 30...
Xenothaulus Korianthil (1/14/2009 22.53.42):
Xenothaulus Korianthil (1/14/2009 22.53.50): i also have kids
Xenothaulus Korianthil (1/14/2009 22.53.56): i'm not saying i've ever played them
Xenothaulus Korianthil (1/14/2009 22.54.02): i just know of their existance.
Xenothaulus Korianthil (1/14/2009 22.54.09): because of the gaming sites i do go to
Xenothaulus Korianthil (1/14/2009 22.54.17): besides, being 30 doesn't mean you're *dead* you know
lylasalwaysme (1/14/2009 22.54.59): I suppose...
Xenothaulus Korianthil (1/14/2009 22.55.37): i guess i should be sitting on the couch in 3 day old underwear watching football, eating pretzels and guzzling beer, right?
Xenothaulus Korianthil (1/14/2009 22.55.45): that's the stereotypical 30 year old man
lylasalwaysme (1/14/2009 22.56.37): um... but isn't that what you do at the computer???
Xenothaulus Korianthil (1/14/2009 22.56.47): fuuuuuck yooooouuuuu

15:08 <@solios> xeno: apparently there's going to be a rambo 5
15:08 <@solios> and 6
15:08 < mdxi> HOLLYWOOD: NEVER STOP WHILE YOU'RE AHEAD
15:08 <@ejp> as long as they never make another indiana jones, I'm ok
15:08 <@ejp> god that sucked
15:08 < mdxi> i told you fools not to watch it
15:08 < mdxi> you never listen to me
15:08 <@solios> I did anyway.
15:08 <@solios> It was...
15:08 <@ejp> mdxi: it's not you.
15:08 <@ejp> I just never listen
15:08 <@solios> uh.
15:09 <@solios> the fridge thing was cool.
15:09 <@ejp> solios: that was the last cool thing in the movie.
15:09 <@ejp> so really, it was a webisode. at best.
15:11 <@solios> yeah
15:11 <@solios> I still think a good one could be made. Much as I hate to say it, it needs less spielberg and more lucas.
15:12 <@ejp> diaf
15:12 < mdxi> s/more/less/
15:12 < mdxi> then
15:12 < mdxi> s/less/no/g
15:12 * solios finds spielberg's trope box to be stale and his attempts at slapstick to be painful.
15:13 <@solios> lucas just gets so wound up in Big Huge VFX that he forgets about that shit.
15:13 <@solios> so it'll suck anyway - we just won't be subjected to bullshit reaction shots of groundhogs.
15:13 < mdxi> ROGERROGER
15:13 <@ejp> see, that I don't mind.
15:14 < mdxi> jarjar
15:14 <@solios> yeah, but he does it in like EVERY movie
15:14 <@ejp> it's the GOD DAMN STUPID PREDECIABLE SHITTY ALIEN CG that I take issue with
15:14 < mdxi> flying jew elephant-bugs
15:14 <@solios> I think he's still getting over schindler's list or something
15:14 <@ejp> I spent the whole movie waiting for STUPID ALIEN and yet, I was still amazed at the stupid
15:15 <@solios> mdxi: the point I'm sort of trying to make is that I'd prefer Lucas's brand of overfed-ego awful to spielberg's over-formulated hyperpredictability.
15:16 < mdxi> HONORABLE JEDI MASTERS WELCOME TO TRADE FEDERATION SUPER GUANGDONG BUFFET, $5.99 LUNCH SPECIAL! YES, SPRINGROLL INCLUDED. WHAT SOUP YOU LIKE?
15:16 <@xeno> i'd prefer we stop talking about it during dinner time
15:16 <@xeno> TRYING TO EAT HERE.
15:16 <@xeno> fuckers interfering with my digestion
15:17 < mdxi> i prefer that lucas and spielberg be thrown in a trash compactor
15:17 < mdxi> and then the copactor is thrown out of a cargo plane
15:17 < mdxi> into a volcano
15:17 < mdxi> which is a nuclear bomb test site
15:18 <@xeno> mdxi: SPOILERS
15:18 <@xeno> damn dude, seriously.
15:18 <@xeno> you probably just gave away the plot to American Graffiti 2.
15:18 <@solios> mdxi: dude, the ocean.
15:19 <@solios> we throw it into a nuclear volcano and the fucking THETANS WILL GET OUT
15:19 <@solios> :(
15:19 <@xeno> ur a thetan
15:19 <@xeno> a CRETIN THETAN
15:19 <@solios> nou
15:19 < mdxi> solios: that's ok because then a meteor slams into the underwater-nuke-cano
15:19 < mdxi> and bruce willis is the last living human
15:20 < mdxi> kept company by the ghost of jeff goldblum
15:20 <@xeno> now that part, that i'd watch.
15:20 <@xeno> that would fucking rule.
15:20 <@xeno> just that.
15:20 <@xeno> they're stuck in A Room
15:20 <@xeno> maybe A House.
15:20 <@solios> with a moose.
15:20 <@xeno> yes.
15:20 <@xeno> played expertly by Rosie O'Donnell
15:21 < mdxi> i was gonna say "a sentient Dig-Dug cabinet voiced by Walter Mathau"

04:38 <@xeno> so last night i had a dream that i went to the doctor because i peed too much, and he gave me a pill and i took it and pooped out my kidneys and didn't have to pee anymore
04:39 <@xeno> they made this gishSPLAT sound when they came out
04:39 <@xeno> it was awesome.
05:27 <@solios> xeno: O_o
06:23 <@xeno> first thing i did when i woke up was check under the sheets to see if i'd shit myself in my sleep, like in Trainspotting
06:23 <@xeno> but i didn't :(

[19.14.49] < xeno> (midget-zombie centrifuge-of-doom)++
[19.17.25] < solios> o_o
[19.17.31] < solios> there aren't enough midget zombies.
[19.17.36] < solios> there just aren't.
[19.17.58] < solios> I made green. o_o
[19.18.03] < xeno> that's because of the midget-zombie centrifuges-of-doom :(
[19.18.25] < xeno> they have no natural defenses against them
[19.18.31] < solios> true
[19.18.51] < solios> few things do
[19.19.02] < ejp> cats do.
[19.19.02] < solios> shoving is the answer
[19.19.14] < ejp> every tried to put a cat in one of those devices? NOT EASY.
[19.19.18] < ejp> *ever
[19.19.33] < solios> indeed.
[19.19.36] * solios has scars.
[19.19.59] < xeno> they fit better if you cut them up into more manageanle portions
[19.20.09] < ejp> it's the fitting. it's the will.
[19.20.15] < solios> so the midget zombies have something to eat
[19.20.39] < ejp> CatSnack from snacks! Now in Nacho Cheese and Taco flavors!

14:57 <@solios> !
14:57 <@_Lasar> I nearly killed myself to take [that] photo.
14:57 <@_Lasar> Third time I saw that sign, first time I was fast enough to fetch the camera.
14:57 <@_Lasar> I hope you appreciate that.
15:02 <@xeno> you ought to kill yourself for taking the first one.
15:02 <@xeno> asdfjklasdfjka
15:02 <@xeno> FART KONTROL
15:03 <@_Lasar> YES
15:03 <@xeno> <- dying
15:03 <@xeno> omfg
15:03 <@xeno> i can't fucking breathe
15:03 <@xeno> _Lasar++
15:03 <@xeno> _Lasar++
15:03 <@xeno> _Lasar++
15:03 <@xeno> _Lasar++
15:03 <@xeno> _Lasar++
15:03 <@xeno> _Lasar++
15:03 <@xeno> _Lasar++
15:03 <@xeno> _Lasar++
15:03 <@_Lasar> KONTROL YOUR FARTS
15:04 <@ejp> no15:04 <@ejp> fuckin fascist.
15:06 <@xeno> farten fart HAT GEFARTEN.
15:06 <@_Lasar> fartcist

_Lasar++

[16.34.43] < @_Lasar> I must meat.
[16.34.48] < @_Lasar> Meat is the mind-healer.
[16.35.16] < @_Lasar> Meat is the little-birth that brings total satisfaction
[16.35.20] < @ejp> ...
[16.35.21] < @_Lasar> I will face my meat.
[16.35.26] < @solios> sllhg
[16.35.30] < @_Lasar> I will permit it to pass over me and through me.
[16.35.42] < @_Lasar> And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path.
[16.35.48] < @_Lasar> Where the meat has gone there will be nothing.
[16.35.51] < @_Lasar> Only I will remain.
[16.35.54] * @xeno stares at _Lasar
[16.35.57] < @solios> _Lasar++
[16.36.06] < @_Lasar> The Litany of Meat.
[16.36.09] < @xeno> asdfmasd

Resolved, that George W. Bush be impeached for high crimes and misdemeanors, and that the following articles of impeachment be exhibited to the United States Senate:

Articles of impeachment exhibited by the House of Representatives of the United States of America, in maintenance and support of its impeachment against President George w. Bush for high crimes and misdemeanors.

In his conduct while President of the United States, George W. Bush, in violation of his constitutional oath to faithfully execute the office of President of the United States and, to the best of his ability, preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States, and in violation of his constitutional duty to take care that the laws be faithfully executed, has committed the following abuses of power.

Watching and listening to Nasa TV with _Lasar and solios during the landing was great fun, and as any shared experience, much better for the company. Thanks guys. I also had The Science Channel on in the background, since they were yammering about Full Live Coverage all weekend. Nasa TV offered a raw, live feed from mission control, with a few interviews with certain key personnel. The Science Channel's "coverage" didn't focus much on mission control at all, which was disappointing. Lots of filler about other Mars missions, mostly focusing on Pathfinder, Spirit and Oppurtunity, and interviews with key project members. It wasn't terrible, but not nearly as interesting as the raw stuff.

I wish I had the words to say how fucking incredible this is to me. Space exploration is... well, words. Lots of words. We've got wee little vehicles crawling around on another freaking planet. RIGHT NOW. The men and women involved in this and all the other projects, and those that gave their lives for the advancement of spaceflight, deserve the utmost respect and honor. They are furthering the bounds of humanity, extending our frontiers and just generally doing awesome stuff. I wanted to be you when I grew up. Hell I still do.

Following is the log from our IRCing while watching/listening to the landing coverage:

The Phoenix has landed. "Live"blogging incoming later, we're busy watching the awesome.

[12.30.28] < @ejp> s/light/lot/?
[12.30.47] < solios> good catch.
[12.30.51] < solios> xeno: what he said
[12.31.08] < solios> though he's not "at the light", he's a full block up.
[12.31.26] * solios can tell the exact location from the lulu's sign.
[12.31.29] * solios ++
[12.35.00] < @ejp> hah, I just noticed it's a damned toyota echo