I don't really care how time is reckoned so long as there is some agreement about it, but I object to being told that I am saving daylight when my reason tells me that I am doing nothing of the kind. I even object to the implication that I am wasting something valuable if I stay in bed after the sun has risen. As an admirer of moonlight I resent the bossy insistence of those who want to reduce my time for enjoying it. At the back of the Daylight Saving scheme I detect the bony, blue-fingered hand of Puritanism, eager to push people into bed earlier, and get them up earlier, to make them healthy, wealthy and wise in spite of themselves.

[18.01.39] < ejp> so why *is* loc.dcr Extra Gay now?

[18.01.44] < ejp> or did it just come out?

[18.03.38] < mdxi> for the lulz

[18.27.47] < xeno> ejp: it's the best background ever and you know it

[18.27.56] < xeno> i have it as my wallpaper ^_^

[18.28.02] < ejp> fagbot's twitter page is less gay.

[18.28.31] < _Lasar_> holy fuck.

[18.28.42] < _Lasar_> Extra Gay doesn't even begin to do this justice.

[18.28.52] < _Lasar_> So this is where Geocities went to die.

Fear us, suckers!

The best laid schemes o' xeno an' solios gang aft agley.

[23:11] < xeno> (Five Guys)++
[23:11] < solios> I've been pooing green anyway. >_>
[23:11] < xeno> ejp: five guys is Really Good Burgers And Fries
[23:12] < solios> yes.
[23:12] < solios> fagbot: five guys?
[23:12] < fagbot> well, five guys is Really Good Burgers And Fries
[23:12] < xeno> fagbot++
[23:12] < solios> fagbot: five guys is also Burgernated in peanut oil
[23:12] < fagbot> okay, solios.
[23:15] < ejp> I still think it's code for a gay bar or something
[23:15] < solios> oddly enough it isn't. o_o
[23:25] < xeno> ejp: i was pleasantly surprised really
[23:26] < xeno> i got a bacon cheeseburger that was excellent, and a bacon cheese *hot dog* that was O_Oawesome, and their fries are excellent
[23:26] < xeno> and it's pretty affordable too
[23:27] < xeno> * xenolios watches Once Upon A Time In The West

[00:02] < solios> I also gave xeno asshole parking directions earlier. :D
[00:02] < xeno> their pale ale is kinda meh
[00:02] < xeno> holy fuck yes.
[00:02] < solios> :>
[00:02] < xeno> except the part where that sounded like a double entendre.
[00:02] < solios> I always thought it would be a great parking spot.
[00:02] < solios> I never measured it...
[00:02] < xeno> asdjl;kflaskdjfsad
[00:02] < solios> FUCK
[00:02] < solios> sjkdfhgljkh
[00:02] < ejp> xeno: last time I was at the one here some cow ordered their "homefries", the big frence fry things, with like 6 extra sour creams
[00:02] < ejp> and then complains how she's fat
[00:02] < xeno> * xenolios dies
[00:03] < solios> ejp: awesome.
[00:03] < ejp> solios: did you say xeno doesn't fit in your ass?
[00:03] < solios> only if you think I did.
[00:03] < solios> >_>
[00:04] < ejp> I think you did.
[00:04] < solios> k.
[00:04] < solios> parking at the liquor store.
[00:06] < solios> jklghsdfjkhg
[00:06] < solios> fagbot: doot xeno trying to log into loc.dcr for like an hour using xenothaulus
[00:06] < fagbot> never, ever, ever, piss off the mis guy.
[00:07] < ejp> yes
[00:07] < xeno> fuufufufufuuufuufufffffufufufuuuuufufuf

So I've been mulling over creating a Things I Hate blog. Had the format mostly figured out, and decided to check the idea. A simple search for 'things i hate' showed a lot less blogs than I'd expected, so I decided the idea had merit. I come here to Blogger and proceed to set it up and lo, thingsihate.blogspot.com is unavailable. So I start thinking about other names; youknowwhatihate.blogspot.com, ihateitwhen.blogspot.com, you know, Variations On A Theme.

Then I saw this wee Powered By Blogger button, so, I clicked it. (That's what buttons are for.) And lo, I'm signed in to blogspot. So I have this blog apparently...

Today probably do too.

09:34 <@ejp> this is fucked in the head
09:34 <@solios> old news
09:34 < mdxi> and not the first time
09:34 < mdxi> (by years)
09:34 <@xeno> kids having sex is the devil
09:34 <@xeno> so are nipples
09:34 <@ejp> mdxi: no, but this is more than just one.
09:34 <@ejp> Mmm, nipples.
09:34 <@xeno> especially nipples on hot, young, nubile, 15 year old... uh.
09:35 * xeno wanders off
09:35 <@ejp> <xeno> I'll be in my bunk
09:35 < mdxi> s/bunk/lube tank/
09:36 <@xeno> there are lube tanks?
09:36 <@solios> yes
09:36 <@xeno> wtf
09:36 <@solios> in the orgasmatron
09:36 <@xeno> i've been using a bunk this whole fucking time.
09:36 <@xeno> >:|
09:36 <@solios> luddite
09:36 <@xeno> luddites chose.
09:37 <@xeno> I DIDN'T KNOW I HAD A CHOICE.
09:37 * xeno cries

lylasalwaysme (1/14/2009 22.42.19): you bored or something?
Xenothaulus Korianthil (1/14/2009 22.42.23): very
lylasalwaysme (1/14/2009 22.42.30): ha ha... no games to play...
Xenothaulus Korianthil (1/14/2009 22.42.35): nope
Xenothaulus Korianthil (1/14/2009 22.42.43): was going to watch a movie but it's getting to late for that
Xenothaulus Korianthil (1/14/2009 22.43.05): time to listen to more Shirley and Spinoza!
lylasalwaysme (1/14/2009 22.45.38): no cartoons to watch...
Xenothaulus Korianthil (1/14/2009 22.46.01): no, but i keep eyeing Fusion Fall
lylasalwaysme (1/14/2009 22.47.08): ???
Xenothaulus Korianthil (1/14/2009 22.47.20): new Cartoon Network mmog
lylasalwaysme (1/14/2009 22.48.51): cartoon network has games?
Xenothaulus Korianthil (1/14/2009 22.48.55): o-O
Xenothaulus Korianthil (1/14/2009 22.49.23): http://www.cartoonnetwork.com/games/
Xenothaulus Korianthil (1/14/2009 22.49.27): only like a hundred of them
Xenothaulus Korianthil (1/14/2009 22.49.35): but Fusion Fall is their Biggest Game Ever
Xenothaulus Korianthil (1/14/2009 22.49.58): like WoW, only free-to-play, browser-based, and using CN's various IPs
lylasalwaysme (1/14/2009 22.53.21): I see...
lylasalwaysme (1/14/2009 22.53.31): you know you're like 30...
Xenothaulus Korianthil (1/14/2009 22.53.42):
Xenothaulus Korianthil (1/14/2009 22.53.50): i also have kids
Xenothaulus Korianthil (1/14/2009 22.53.56): i'm not saying i've ever played them
Xenothaulus Korianthil (1/14/2009 22.54.02): i just know of their existance.
Xenothaulus Korianthil (1/14/2009 22.54.09): because of the gaming sites i do go to
Xenothaulus Korianthil (1/14/2009 22.54.17): besides, being 30 doesn't mean you're *dead* you know
lylasalwaysme (1/14/2009 22.54.59): I suppose...
Xenothaulus Korianthil (1/14/2009 22.55.37): i guess i should be sitting on the couch in 3 day old underwear watching football, eating pretzels and guzzling beer, right?
Xenothaulus Korianthil (1/14/2009 22.55.45): that's the stereotypical 30 year old man
lylasalwaysme (1/14/2009 22.56.37): um... but isn't that what you do at the computer???
Xenothaulus Korianthil (1/14/2009 22.56.47): fuuuuuck yooooouuuuu

15:08 <@solios> xeno: apparently there's going to be a rambo 5
15:08 <@solios> and 6
15:08 < mdxi> HOLLYWOOD: NEVER STOP WHILE YOU'RE AHEAD
15:08 <@ejp> as long as they never make another indiana jones, I'm ok
15:08 <@ejp> god that sucked
15:08 < mdxi> i told you fools not to watch it
15:08 < mdxi> you never listen to me
15:08 <@solios> I did anyway.
15:08 <@solios> It was...
15:08 <@ejp> mdxi: it's not you.
15:08 <@ejp> I just never listen
15:08 <@solios> uh.
15:09 <@solios> the fridge thing was cool.
15:09 <@ejp> solios: that was the last cool thing in the movie.
15:09 <@ejp> so really, it was a webisode. at best.
15:11 <@solios> yeah
15:11 <@solios> I still think a good one could be made. Much as I hate to say it, it needs less spielberg and more lucas.
15:12 <@ejp> diaf
15:12 < mdxi> s/more/less/
15:12 < mdxi> then
15:12 < mdxi> s/less/no/g
15:12 * solios finds spielberg's trope box to be stale and his attempts at slapstick to be painful.
15:13 <@solios> lucas just gets so wound up in Big Huge VFX that he forgets about that shit.
15:13 <@solios> so it'll suck anyway - we just won't be subjected to bullshit reaction shots of groundhogs.
15:13 < mdxi> ROGERROGER
15:13 <@ejp> see, that I don't mind.
15:14 < mdxi> jarjar
15:14 <@solios> yeah, but he does it in like EVERY movie
15:14 <@ejp> it's the GOD DAMN STUPID PREDECIABLE SHITTY ALIEN CG that I take issue with
15:14 < mdxi> flying jew elephant-bugs
15:14 <@solios> I think he's still getting over schindler's list or something
15:14 <@ejp> I spent the whole movie waiting for STUPID ALIEN and yet, I was still amazed at the stupid
15:15 <@solios> mdxi: the point I'm sort of trying to make is that I'd prefer Lucas's brand of overfed-ego awful to spielberg's over-formulated hyperpredictability.
15:16 < mdxi> HONORABLE JEDI MASTERS WELCOME TO TRADE FEDERATION SUPER GUANGDONG BUFFET, $5.99 LUNCH SPECIAL! YES, SPRINGROLL INCLUDED. WHAT SOUP YOU LIKE?
15:16 <@xeno> i'd prefer we stop talking about it during dinner time
15:16 <@xeno> TRYING TO EAT HERE.
15:16 <@xeno> fuckers interfering with my digestion
15:17 < mdxi> i prefer that lucas and spielberg be thrown in a trash compactor
15:17 < mdxi> and then the copactor is thrown out of a cargo plane
15:17 < mdxi> into a volcano
15:17 < mdxi> which is a nuclear bomb test site
15:18 <@xeno> mdxi: SPOILERS
15:18 <@xeno> damn dude, seriously.
15:18 <@xeno> you probably just gave away the plot to American Graffiti 2.
15:18 <@solios> mdxi: dude, the ocean.
15:19 <@solios> we throw it into a nuclear volcano and the fucking THETANS WILL GET OUT
15:19 <@solios> :(
15:19 <@xeno> ur a thetan
15:19 <@xeno> a CRETIN THETAN
15:19 <@solios> nou
15:19 < mdxi> solios: that's ok because then a meteor slams into the underwater-nuke-cano
15:19 < mdxi> and bruce willis is the last living human
15:20 < mdxi> kept company by the ghost of jeff goldblum
15:20 <@xeno> now that part, that i'd watch.
15:20 <@xeno> that would fucking rule.
15:20 <@xeno> just that.
15:20 <@xeno> they're stuck in A Room
15:20 <@xeno> maybe A House.
15:20 <@solios> with a moose.
15:20 <@xeno> yes.
15:20 <@xeno> played expertly by Rosie O'Donnell
15:21 < mdxi> i was gonna say "a sentient Dig-Dug cabinet voiced by Walter Mathau"

04:38 <@xeno> so last night i had a dream that i went to the doctor because i peed too much, and he gave me a pill and i took it and pooped out my kidneys and didn't have to pee anymore
04:39 <@xeno> they made this gishSPLAT sound when they came out
04:39 <@xeno> it was awesome.
05:27 <@solios> xeno: O_o
06:23 <@xeno> first thing i did when i woke up was check under the sheets to see if i'd shit myself in my sleep, like in Trainspotting
06:23 <@xeno> but i didn't :(

[19.14.49] < xeno> (midget-zombie centrifuge-of-doom)++
[19.17.25] < solios> o_o
[19.17.31] < solios> there aren't enough midget zombies.
[19.17.36] < solios> there just aren't.
[19.17.58] < solios> I made green. o_o
[19.18.03] < xeno> that's because of the midget-zombie centrifuges-of-doom :(
[19.18.25] < xeno> they have no natural defenses against them
[19.18.31] < solios> true
[19.18.51] < solios> few things do
[19.19.02] < ejp> cats do.
[19.19.02] < solios> shoving is the answer
[19.19.14] < ejp> every tried to put a cat in one of those devices? NOT EASY.
[19.19.18] < ejp> *ever
[19.19.33] < solios> indeed.
[19.19.36] * solios has scars.
[19.19.59] < xeno> they fit better if you cut them up into more manageanle portions
[19.20.09] < ejp> it's the fitting. it's the will.
[19.20.15] < solios> so the midget zombies have something to eat
[19.20.39] < ejp> CatSnack from snacks! Now in Nacho Cheese and Taco flavors!

14:57 <@solios> !
14:57 <@_Lasar> I nearly killed myself to take [that] photo.
14:57 <@_Lasar> Third time I saw that sign, first time I was fast enough to fetch the camera.
14:57 <@_Lasar> I hope you appreciate that.
15:02 <@xeno> you ought to kill yourself for taking the first one.
15:02 <@xeno> asdfjklasdfjka
15:02 <@xeno> FART KONTROL
15:03 <@_Lasar> YES
15:03 <@xeno> <- dying
15:03 <@xeno> omfg
15:03 <@xeno> i can't fucking breathe
15:03 <@xeno> _Lasar++
15:03 <@xeno> _Lasar++
15:03 <@xeno> _Lasar++
15:03 <@xeno> _Lasar++
15:03 <@xeno> _Lasar++
15:03 <@xeno> _Lasar++
15:03 <@xeno> _Lasar++
15:03 <@xeno> _Lasar++
15:03 <@_Lasar> KONTROL YOUR FARTS
15:04 <@ejp> no15:04 <@ejp> fuckin fascist.
15:06 <@xeno> farten fart HAT GEFARTEN.
15:06 <@_Lasar> fartcist

_Lasar++