the xenolios effect
posted 2012.04.06 at 12:20 in development by solios | comment
Day changed to 06 Apr 2012
08:59 <solios> FUCK
08:59 <solios> alarm at 8
08:59 <solios> up at 9
09:00 <solios> just kinda enjoyed bed
09:00 <solios> Suddenly Noon
09:12 <xeno> did you see the part where i yelled at you in #loc
09:12 <xeno> you fuck
09:13 <xeno> [03.34.07][ xeno ] solios: you stole my asleep
09:13 <xeno> [03.34.11][ xeno ] cockhole
09:13 <xeno> i've been up since 3
09:13 <xeno> i went to bed a bit before 1
09:13 <xeno> and Laid There
09:13 <xeno> :|
09:14 <xeno> came down here, wowed for a bit, then watched boring shit on netflix hoping i'd fall asleep
09:14 <xeno> mrs_xeno got up for work a bit before 6 and was like Uh...
09:14 <solios> xenolios++
09:15 <solios> I got approximately 12 hours.
09:15 <solios> yesterday I got 3.5
09:15 <solios> I usually get 7.5
09:15 <solios> so I didn't Oversleep
09:15 <solios> I got as much sleep as I usually get
09:15 <solios> mathematically, anyway
09:15 <xeno> yeah and you got mine too
09:15 <xeno> bastard
09:15 <solios> >->
09:15 <solios> >_> even
09:16 <xeno> of course, it Might have something to do with Inhaling a 2L bottle of pepsi max between 20 and 2300 >_>
09:16 <solios> might.
09:16 <xeno> even my drugs didn't work
09:16 <solios> that and the Xenolios Effect
09:16 <xeno> indeed
09:17 <solios> xenolios couldn't go to sleep since xenolios was already asleep.
09:17 <solios> see?
09:17 <xeno> i do :|
dickipede.
posted 2012.03.27 at 23:03 in irk by solios | comment
19:44 < xeno> I have to tell you all a story.
19:44 < xeno> I went up to the bathroom to take a leak.
19:44 < xeno> And as I whip it out, I see this fucking huge house centipede on the wall.
19:45 < xeno> And I'm like Gah! and get some toilet paper and grab him off the wall and make to throw him in the toilet
19:45 < xeno> And he fell out of the toilet paper AND LANDED ON MY DICK
19:45 < xeno> And i'm like WHAHAHAHADADHDHADHGHGAHGHAGHAHG and start smacking at him
19:45 < xeno> And he lands on the floor and ZOOM runs away
19:45 < xeno> And now my dick is all beat to shit because I was trying to kill a dickipede.
19:56 < mdxi> well, that's the best story *i've* heard all day
19:56 < xeno> I made it my first reddit post.
19:56 < xeno> I figured it's as good as any. -_-
Fucking Daylight Saving Time
posted 2012.03.13 at 18:42 in log by xeno | 1 comment
I don't really care how time is reckoned so long as there is some agreement about it, but I object to being told that I am saving daylight when my reason tells me that I am doing nothing of the kind. I even object to the implication that I am wasting something valuable if I stay in bed after the sun has risen. As an admirer of moonlight I resent the bossy insistence of those who want to reduce my time for enjoying it. At the back of the Daylight Saving scheme I detect the bony, blue-fingered hand of Puritanism, eager to push people into bed earlier, and get them up earlier, to make them healthy, wealthy and wise in spite of themselves. - Robertson Davies, The Diary of Samuel Marchbanks
Yeah, it's late. Fucking daylight saving time.
!fashion
posted 2012.02.09 at 14:18 in irk by solios | comment
10:52 < solios> thought the blood blister on my right foot had Gone Callus
10:52 < solios> it was faking. Fucker up and left.
11:05 < xeno> if you had real shoes that wouldn't happen :P
11:08 < solios> or the location would shift
11:08 * solios remembers his hiking boots blistering the shit out of his heels
11:14 < ejp> solios: you need shoes that *fit*. I absolutely never get blisters.
11:15 < solios> ejp: in both cases it's a sign the gear has worn out
11:15 < solios> with the hiking boots the heal padding Evaporated down to a plastic backing
11:15 < ejp> plastic--
11:15 < solios> these combats are basically shot
11:15 < solios> yeah
11:15 < ejp> has no damned place in footwear
11:15 < solios> that's back when I wore blue jeans and tie-dies
11:16 < ejp> I think my brain just segfaulted trying to render that
11:16 < solios> also jaw length hair and bifocals
11:16 < ejp> OW. STOP IT
Spreading Santorum
posted 2012.02.07 at 23:30 in irk by solios | comment
20:25 < xeno> saldjkf
20:26 < xeno> fagbot: doot Santorum taking all 3 states tonight, with romney Third in two of them
20:26 < fagbot> I'd very much like to purchase this Britney Spears doll and some lipstick so I can properly suck cock and get AIDS & die before my 21st birthday.
20:26 < solios> xeno: O_o
20:26 < xeno> also, if you break it down by county instead of by state, romney has won just 18% of all the counties in the primaries so far
20:26 < solios> he bought Hillary's Aura Of Inevitability
20:26 < xeno> solios: and a Distant third at that
20:26 < solios> and obviously figured that's all he needed
20:27 < solios> heheheh. Santorum is Coming From Behind.
20:27 < solios> that rules.
20:27 < xeno> he's still going to asdlkfsd
CUPHOLDUHR
posted 2012.01.30 at 21:37 in irk by solios | comment
17:36 < xeno> ""PCs are the hot rodders of game play," says Jamin Warren, founder of Kill Screen magazine, which focuses on the game industry. Warren says hard-core gamers often soup up systems by adding motherboards, boosting RAM and optimizing graphics."
17:36 < xeno> @_@
17:37 < solios> xeno: how many motherboards does HAM have?
17:37 < solios> eight?
17:38 < ejp> adding?
17:38 < ejp> fagbot: doot that
17:38 < solios> frank needs at least three more
17:38 < fagbot> why don't i just get SUGGESTION BOX tattooed on my ASS
17:39 < xeno> solios: at least that many
17:39 < xeno> it probably has more somewhere
17:39 * xeno peers at HAM
17:41 < solios> check the cupholder
17:41 < solios> might be one in there
17:43 < xeno> CUPHOLDUHR
18:04 < solios> xeno:
18:18 < xeno> hgfhgdgdstgjkjuhgh
18:18 < xeno> \o/
18:19 < solios> <3
18:19 < ejp> solios: you're a damned enabler.
Wishful Thinking
posted 2012.01.19 at 16:07 in irk by solios | comment
12:50 * solios wonders what ATC would look like with executive meddling
12:52 < xeno> solios: it would probably look like a pile of money
12:54 < xeno> and there'd be an american remake with brad pitt as west, walken as malkin, ewan macgregor as polaski
12:54 * xeno thinks
12:54 < xeno> probably a bunch of other actors too
Dehydration and heat stroke can kill in just hours.
posted 2012.01.05 at 00:56 in irk by solios | comment
21:55 < solios> fagbot: doot me, waxing emo
21:55 < fagbot> STOP BEING RETARDED
2012
posted 2012.01.01 at 14:01 in irk by solios | comment
00:35 < ejp> 2012 is a suspiciously the same as 2011.
00:35 < ejp> fagbot: doot humans
00:35 < fagbot> CHOKING ON MY OWN LAMENESS
Tommy Lee Jones
posted 2011.12.22 at 13:15 in irk by solios | comment
10:00 < xeno> solios: [ The USS Iowa has found a home. ]
10:01 < solios> \m/
10:02 < solios> iirc the Congressional mandate that they be kept servicable still holds.
10:02 < xeno> not if they're Retired, which it will be when it gets museumed
10:03 < xeno> Technically speaking, it's currently serviceable, but it hasn't sailed since the 90s, and hasn't fired its guns in anger since Korea
10:04 < xeno> meanwhile the Missouri was used as recently as the first Gulf War
10:05 < solios> fagbot: doot the ignominy of a Battleship firing cruise missiles
10:05 < fagbot> GOD made us FUNKY!
10:05 < xeno> [BLAM! ]
10:05 < xeno> \m/
10:05 < solios> :D
10:05 < solios> broadside++
10:05 < xeno> the Missouri didn't just fire off tomahawks
10:05 < xeno> they used her guns for bombardment
10:05 < solios> also if they park it in LA Tommy Lee Jones is gonna steal it
10:06 < solios> then they'll have to get Seagal to stop him. :|
10:06 < xeno> he'll drive it to work
10:06 < solios> fdskjghl
10:06 < xeno> (tommy lee jones)++
10:06 < solios> that. would. RULE.
10:06 < xeno> solios: you know there's an MIB3, right?
10:06 < solios> should I?
10:07 < xeno> josh brolin plays 1960s K and Looks Like 1960s Tommy Lee Jones
10:07 < xeno> apparently, he Lived With Him for a month to learn his mannerisms
10:07 < xeno> i want to live with Tommy Lee Jones for a month :(
10:07 < solios> dhg
What Passes for "Entertainment"
posted 2011.12.14 at 20:31 in media by solios | comment
16:07 < xeno> my dad likes Big Bang Theory o_o
16:07 < xeno> he's making me watch it
16:10 < solios> small price to pay for his help with the van
16:26 < ejp> not really.
16:26 < ejp> I'd rather give up a kidney.
16:38 < solios> (half sarcasm)
16:38 < solios> I saw some of an ep once in a bar
16:38 < solios> with subtitles
16:38 < solios> it was The Sitcom, and not a particularly good one
16:42 < ejp> it's horrible.
16:43 < solios> struck me as The IT Crowd shoved in an industrial washing machine with a bottle of bleach, set for "bland" and let run until the only difference between the sitcom and the demographically-targeted advertising is the pace of the editing.
The Internet
posted 2011.12.08 at 18:33 in irk by solios | comment
15:27 < xeno> i have no porn
15:27 < xeno> it's why i have the internet, see
15:28 < solios> fagbot: the internet?
15:28 < fagbot> the internet is turning into 4chan
15:28 < xeno> "turning"
15:28 < solios> fagbot: literal the internet
15:28 < fagbot> solios: the internet =is= turning into 4chan
15:28 < xeno> ...
15:28 < solios> fagbot: the internet is also |<reply>the internet \is for porn.
15:28 < fagbot> okay, solios.
15:28 < xeno> fagbot: the internet is also |<reply<FOR PORN!
15:28 < fagbot> okay, xeno.
15:28 < xeno> fuck
15:29 < ejp> good work sparky.
15:29 < xeno> the internet?
15:29 < fagbot> the internet is turning into 4chan
15:29 < xeno> the internet?
15:29 < fagbot> somebody said the internet was turning into 4chan
15:29 < xeno> yeah, YOU. just now
15:29 < ejp> fagbot: the internet =~s/</>/
15:29 < fagbot> ejp: O_o
15:29 < xeno> literal the internet
15:29 < solios> fagbot: the internet?
15:29 < fagbot> the internet is turning into 4chan
15:29 < xeno> -_-
15:29 < xeno> fagbot: literal the internet
15:29 < fagbot> xeno: the internet =is= turning into 4chan
15:30 < ejp> uh?
15:30 < solios> o_o
15:30 < xeno> awesome
15:30 < xeno> fagbot: the internet is also |<reply>FOR PORN!
15:30 < fagbot> okay, xeno.
15:30 < ejp> solios: they're in it together.
15:30 < solios> ejp: building landing strips for gay martians, no doubt
15:30 < xeno> fagbot: the internet is also |<reply>the internet \is for porn.
15:30 < fagbot> okay, xeno.
15:30 < solios> fagbot: literal the internet
15:30 < fagbot> solios: the internet =is= turning into 4chan
15:30 < xeno> as,dmfnaslkdjfa
15:31 < xeno> fagbot++
15:31 < ejp> er
15:31 < xeno> fagbot: asdf is asdf
15:31 < fagbot> OK, xeno.
15:31 < xeno> fagbot: asdf is also |<reply>asdf.
15:31 < fagbot> okay, xeno.
15:31 < xeno> fagbot: literal asdf
15:31 < fagbot> xeno: asdf =is= asdf|<reply>asdf.
15:31 < xeno> well it's not broken at least
15:31 < xeno> fagbot: forget asdf
15:31 < fagbot> xeno: forget what?
15:31 < solios> fagbot: forget the internet
15:31 < fagbot> solios: forget what?
15:31 < ejp> the internet is apparently speshul
15:32 < solios> fagbot: the internet is for porn
15:32 < fagbot> ...but internet is apparently speshul...
15:32 < solios> dskflghhhj
15:32 < xeno> asjkldfhaksjdfhkasdhasd
15:32 < ejp> >_>
15:32 < xeno> XD
15:32 < solios> XD
15:32 < xeno> fagbot++
Most Detailed EVE Online Changelog EVER.
posted 2011.12.08 at 00:27 in media by solios | comment
It would appear that the people responsible for writing patch notes are just as sick of writing patch notes as I am of downloading patches every time I launch the fucking client.
Old Goat
posted 2011.12.01 at 20:58 in irk by xeno | comment
[09.53.16] < xeno> so i have all the local news girls in a Special List on twitter
[09.53.25] < xeno> < xeno> And one of them lives right here in Plymouth!
[09.53.32] < xeno> < kelly> *wifelook*
[09.54.08] < xeno> fagbot: doot me probably having satyriasis or something
[09.54.08] < fagbot> THE DOOR IS UNLOCKED AND MY PANTS ARE DOWN
[09.54.12] < xeno> srdghdfjkldfa
Danger Zone
posted 2011.11.28 at 12:45 in irk by solios | comment
09:44 < solios> fagbot: be xeno
09:44 < fagbot> You are disturbingly close to my elbow. Normally you are not.
09:44 < xeno> o_o
09:44 < solios> o_o
09:44 < xeno> sadlftgjavl;sdfiasjkdfh;asd
09:44 < xeno> <- Kenny Loggins : Danger Zone
09:44 < solios> XD
09:44 < xeno> XD
Supply & Demand
posted 2011.11.27 at 21:29 in media by solios | comment
16:58 < xeno> netflix doesn't have the muppet show anymore
16:58 < xeno> nor does hulu
16:58 < xeno> hey hollywood, this is why people download your shit illegally
Dammit.
posted 2011.11.26 at 20:13 in media by solios | 2 comments
...
Oh, and completely unrelated (via xeno).
Grinding In Oblivion
posted 2011.11.22 at 14:17 in media by solios | comment
More fun with TES4 : Oblivion. See previous for class details.
09:30 <solios> I can do spellcraft now
09:30 <solios> I made Pants Of Looting
09:30 <solios> (put strongest Feather I could on greaves)
09:30 <solios> I also made min duration on-self "trainer" spells because fucking hell, Restoration just Does Not Rise
09:38 <solios> oh, yeah.
09:39 <solios> main reason I finally figured out the speech game is the last guild quest I did
09:39 <solios> jerkass with a staff hated the shit out of me even with Powerful charm magic (scrolls given by the questgiver, better than what I had)
09:39 <solios> wiki said he had to have a disposition of 70. o_o
09:40 <solios> I managed to game him from 30 to 55-ish and the spell toook it the rest of the way
10:57 <solios> also, I think I'm going to Underlevel or whatever it's called in oblivion
10:57 <solios> when I was 1-4 I was killing shit Superfast.
10:58 <solios> now to get that same degree of pwnage I have to drop the difficulty slider
10:58 <solios> "shit levels with you" means if I try to kill a timber wolf with a mace, I die. :P
10:59 <solios> it also means I got a dwarven shield off a fucking GOBLIN.
Read the rest of Grinding In Oblivion.
Thinger
posted 2011.11.21 at 14:07 in media by solios | comment
Read the rest of Thinger.
BACKDOOR, FATTYCAKES
posted 2011.11.20 at 23:50 in irk by xeno | 1 comment
[23.53.23] < xeno> tonight's going to be one of Those nights
[23.53.30] < xeno> i just checked the front door 4 or 5 times
[23.53.41] < xeno> and my numbnuts brain Still insists it's unlocked
[23.53.57] < xeno> < xeno> I JUST CHECKED IT.
[23.54.05] < xeno> < brain> Check it again! Maybe it unlocked itself.
[23.54.09] < xeno> < xeno> That's just stupid.
[23.54.12] < xeno> < brain> UR STUPID
[23.54.15] < xeno> < xeno> uh....
[23.54.20] < xeno> < brain> >_>
[23.54.27] < solios> asdf
[23.54.39] < solios> I'm doing better with the back door lately
[23.54.43] < xeno> asdlk;fjasldkjfalskdjfasdfh
[23.54.45] < solios> only checked it twice before I left today
[23.54.48] < solios> ...
[23.54.50] < solios> FUCK.
[23.54.52] * xeno is dying