7:54 PM - [PPAC] xeno: you know the weapons DEFAULT to 1-4 *AND* scrollwheel, right?
7:54 PM - [PPAC] xeno: you put ALL your points into Doing It Wrong, not realizing that's a Disadvantage.
7:56 PM - [PPAC] solios: lies
7:56 PM - [PPAC] solios: it gives me a +5 to Bitch, Piss, AND Moan.
7:56 PM - [PPAC] solios: that's THREE SKILLS boosted!
7:56 PM - [PPAC] xeno: asdj;kflasdklfjasd

19:13 <xeno> if (spy == redColor){
19:13 <xeno> spy = friend;
19:13 <xeno> }else if (spy == blueColor){
19:13 <xeno> spy = bad;
19:13 <xeno> if (spy == bad)
19:13 <xeno> int rand = randomNumber;
19:13 <xeno> if (rand == 0){
19:13 <xeno> facestab;
19:13 <xeno> }else{
19:13 <xeno> backstab;
19:13 <xeno> }}
19:13 <xeno> :D
19:14 <xeno> now i have to poop

18:57 < xeno_zwei> you can't add it to your portfolio-o-o-o-o-o-o if all you did was let them fuck in the basement
18:57 < xeno_zwei> now if you were actually involved, maybe
18:57 < solios> I was and am.
18:57 < xeno_zwei> oh
18:57 < solios> two VFX shots
18:57 < xeno_zwei> well
18:57 < xeno_zwei> ew
18:57 < solios> pumped blood
18:57 < xeno_zwei> and
18:57 < xeno_zwei> cool
18:57 < solios> might have some B roll
18:57 < solios> and.
18:57 < solios> I CATERED.
18:57 < solios> :D
18:57 < xeno_zwei> sdajlkfasd
18:57 < xeno_zwei> :D
18:57 < xeno_zwei> that rules
18:57 < solios> indeed!
18:58 < solios> I made hotdogs. :P
18:58 < xeno_zwei> are they making any noise down there?
18:58 < xeno_zwei> maybe you killed them.
18:58 < solios> but still, we were all :P and I needed food so I figured everyone else did
18:58 < solios> nah, they're doing The Last Shot
18:58 * solios has that from the actress
18:58 < solios> who just came up for her pants
18:58 < xeno_zwei> ...
18:58 < solios> :>
18:58 < xeno_zwei> GODDAMN OFFBLAST
18:58 < solios> :D

I don't really care how time is reckoned so long as there is some agreement about it, but I object to being told that I am saving daylight when my reason tells me that I am doing nothing of the kind. I even object to the implication that I am wasting something valuable if I stay in bed after the sun has risen. As an admirer of moonlight I resent the bossy insistence of those who want to reduce my time for enjoying it. At the back of the Daylight Saving scheme I detect the bony, blue-fingered hand of Puritanism, eager to push people into bed earlier, and get them up earlier, to make them healthy, wealthy and wise in spite of themselves.

[18.01.39] < ejp> so why *is* loc.dcr Extra Gay now?

[18.01.44] < ejp> or did it just come out?

[18.03.38] < mdxi> for the lulz

[18.27.47] < xeno> ejp: it's the best background ever and you know it

[18.27.56] < xeno> i have it as my wallpaper ^_^

[18.28.02] < ejp> fagbot's twitter page is less gay.

[18.28.31] < _Lasar_> holy fuck.

[18.28.42] < _Lasar_> Extra Gay doesn't even begin to do this justice.

[18.28.52] < _Lasar_> So this is where Geocities went to die.

Fear us, suckers!

The best laid schemes o' xeno an' solios gang aft agley.

[23:11] < xeno> (Five Guys)++
[23:11] < solios> I've been pooing green anyway. >_>
[23:11] < xeno> ejp: five guys is Really Good Burgers And Fries
[23:12] < solios> yes.
[23:12] < solios> fagbot: five guys?
[23:12] < fagbot> well, five guys is Really Good Burgers And Fries
[23:12] < xeno> fagbot++
[23:12] < solios> fagbot: five guys is also Burgernated in peanut oil
[23:12] < fagbot> okay, solios.
[23:15] < ejp> I still think it's code for a gay bar or something
[23:15] < solios> oddly enough it isn't. o_o
[23:25] < xeno> ejp: i was pleasantly surprised really
[23:26] < xeno> i got a bacon cheeseburger that was excellent, and a bacon cheese *hot dog* that was O_Oawesome, and their fries are excellent
[23:26] < xeno> and it's pretty affordable too
[23:27] < xeno> * xenolios watches Once Upon A Time In The West

[00:02] < solios> I also gave xeno asshole parking directions earlier. :D
[00:02] < xeno> their pale ale is kinda meh
[00:02] < xeno> holy fuck yes.
[00:02] < solios> :>
[00:02] < xeno> except the part where that sounded like a double entendre.
[00:02] < solios> I always thought it would be a great parking spot.
[00:02] < solios> I never measured it...
[00:02] < xeno> asdjl;kflaskdjfsad
[00:02] < solios> FUCK
[00:02] < solios> sjkdfhgljkh
[00:02] < ejp> xeno: last time I was at the one here some cow ordered their "homefries", the big frence fry things, with like 6 extra sour creams
[00:02] < ejp> and then complains how she's fat
[00:02] < xeno> * xenolios dies
[00:03] < solios> ejp: awesome.
[00:03] < ejp> solios: did you say xeno doesn't fit in your ass?
[00:03] < solios> only if you think I did.
[00:03] < solios> >_>
[00:04] < ejp> I think you did.
[00:04] < solios> k.
[00:04] < solios> parking at the liquor store.
[00:06] < solios> jklghsdfjkhg
[00:06] < solios> fagbot: doot xeno trying to log into loc.dcr for like an hour using xenothaulus
[00:06] < fagbot> never, ever, ever, piss off the mis guy.
[00:07] < ejp> yes
[00:07] < xeno> fuufufufufuuufuufufffffufufufuuuuufufuf

So I've been mulling over creating a Things I Hate blog. Had the format mostly figured out, and decided to check the idea. A simple search for 'things i hate' showed a lot less blogs than I'd expected, so I decided the idea had merit. I come here to Blogger and proceed to set it up and lo, thingsihate.blogspot.com is unavailable. So I start thinking about other names; youknowwhatihate.blogspot.com, ihateitwhen.blogspot.com, you know, Variations On A Theme.

Then I saw this wee Powered By Blogger button, so, I clicked it. (That's what buttons are for.) And lo, I'm signed in to blogspot. So I have this blog apparently...

Today probably do too.

09:34 <@ejp> this is fucked in the head
09:34 <@solios> old news
09:34 < mdxi> and not the first time
09:34 < mdxi> (by years)
09:34 <@xeno> kids having sex is the devil
09:34 <@xeno> so are nipples
09:34 <@ejp> mdxi: no, but this is more than just one.
09:34 <@ejp> Mmm, nipples.
09:34 <@xeno> especially nipples on hot, young, nubile, 15 year old... uh.
09:35 * xeno wanders off
09:35 <@ejp> <xeno> I'll be in my bunk
09:35 < mdxi> s/bunk/lube tank/
09:36 <@xeno> there are lube tanks?
09:36 <@solios> yes
09:36 <@xeno> wtf
09:36 <@solios> in the orgasmatron
09:36 <@xeno> i've been using a bunk this whole fucking time.
09:36 <@xeno> >:|
09:36 <@solios> luddite
09:36 <@xeno> luddites chose.
09:37 <@xeno> I DIDN'T KNOW I HAD A CHOICE.
09:37 * xeno cries

lylasalwaysme (1/14/2009 22.42.19): you bored or something?
Xenothaulus Korianthil (1/14/2009 22.42.23): very
lylasalwaysme (1/14/2009 22.42.30): ha ha... no games to play...
Xenothaulus Korianthil (1/14/2009 22.42.35): nope
Xenothaulus Korianthil (1/14/2009 22.42.43): was going to watch a movie but it's getting to late for that
Xenothaulus Korianthil (1/14/2009 22.43.05): time to listen to more Shirley and Spinoza!
lylasalwaysme (1/14/2009 22.45.38): no cartoons to watch...
Xenothaulus Korianthil (1/14/2009 22.46.01): no, but i keep eyeing Fusion Fall
lylasalwaysme (1/14/2009 22.47.08): ???
Xenothaulus Korianthil (1/14/2009 22.47.20): new Cartoon Network mmog
lylasalwaysme (1/14/2009 22.48.51): cartoon network has games?
Xenothaulus Korianthil (1/14/2009 22.48.55): o-O
Xenothaulus Korianthil (1/14/2009 22.49.23): http://www.cartoonnetwork.com/games/
Xenothaulus Korianthil (1/14/2009 22.49.27): only like a hundred of them
Xenothaulus Korianthil (1/14/2009 22.49.35): but Fusion Fall is their Biggest Game Ever
Xenothaulus Korianthil (1/14/2009 22.49.58): like WoW, only free-to-play, browser-based, and using CN's various IPs
lylasalwaysme (1/14/2009 22.53.21): I see...
lylasalwaysme (1/14/2009 22.53.31): you know you're like 30...
Xenothaulus Korianthil (1/14/2009 22.53.42):
Xenothaulus Korianthil (1/14/2009 22.53.50): i also have kids
Xenothaulus Korianthil (1/14/2009 22.53.56): i'm not saying i've ever played them
Xenothaulus Korianthil (1/14/2009 22.54.02): i just know of their existance.
Xenothaulus Korianthil (1/14/2009 22.54.09): because of the gaming sites i do go to
Xenothaulus Korianthil (1/14/2009 22.54.17): besides, being 30 doesn't mean you're *dead* you know
lylasalwaysme (1/14/2009 22.54.59): I suppose...
Xenothaulus Korianthil (1/14/2009 22.55.37): i guess i should be sitting on the couch in 3 day old underwear watching football, eating pretzels and guzzling beer, right?
Xenothaulus Korianthil (1/14/2009 22.55.45): that's the stereotypical 30 year old man
lylasalwaysme (1/14/2009 22.56.37): um... but isn't that what you do at the computer???
Xenothaulus Korianthil (1/14/2009 22.56.47): fuuuuuck yooooouuuuu

15:08 <@solios> xeno: apparently there's going to be a rambo 5
15:08 <@solios> and 6
15:08 < mdxi> HOLLYWOOD: NEVER STOP WHILE YOU'RE AHEAD
15:08 <@ejp> as long as they never make another indiana jones, I'm ok
15:08 <@ejp> god that sucked
15:08 < mdxi> i told you fools not to watch it
15:08 < mdxi> you never listen to me
15:08 <@solios> I did anyway.
15:08 <@solios> It was...
15:08 <@ejp> mdxi: it's not you.
15:08 <@ejp> I just never listen
15:08 <@solios> uh.
15:09 <@solios> the fridge thing was cool.
15:09 <@ejp> solios: that was the last cool thing in the movie.
15:09 <@ejp> so really, it was a webisode. at best.
15:11 <@solios> yeah
15:11 <@solios> I still think a good one could be made. Much as I hate to say it, it needs less spielberg and more lucas.
15:12 <@ejp> diaf
15:12 < mdxi> s/more/less/
15:12 < mdxi> then
15:12 < mdxi> s/less/no/g
15:12 * solios finds spielberg's trope box to be stale and his attempts at slapstick to be painful.
15:13 <@solios> lucas just gets so wound up in Big Huge VFX that he forgets about that shit.
15:13 <@solios> so it'll suck anyway - we just won't be subjected to bullshit reaction shots of groundhogs.
15:13 < mdxi> ROGERROGER
15:13 <@ejp> see, that I don't mind.
15:14 < mdxi> jarjar
15:14 <@solios> yeah, but he does it in like EVERY movie
15:14 <@ejp> it's the GOD DAMN STUPID PREDECIABLE SHITTY ALIEN CG that I take issue with
15:14 < mdxi> flying jew elephant-bugs
15:14 <@solios> I think he's still getting over schindler's list or something
15:14 <@ejp> I spent the whole movie waiting for STUPID ALIEN and yet, I was still amazed at the stupid
15:15 <@solios> mdxi: the point I'm sort of trying to make is that I'd prefer Lucas's brand of overfed-ego awful to spielberg's over-formulated hyperpredictability.
15:16 < mdxi> HONORABLE JEDI MASTERS WELCOME TO TRADE FEDERATION SUPER GUANGDONG BUFFET, $5.99 LUNCH SPECIAL! YES, SPRINGROLL INCLUDED. WHAT SOUP YOU LIKE?
15:16 <@xeno> i'd prefer we stop talking about it during dinner time
15:16 <@xeno> TRYING TO EAT HERE.
15:16 <@xeno> fuckers interfering with my digestion
15:17 < mdxi> i prefer that lucas and spielberg be thrown in a trash compactor
15:17 < mdxi> and then the copactor is thrown out of a cargo plane
15:17 < mdxi> into a volcano
15:17 < mdxi> which is a nuclear bomb test site
15:18 <@xeno> mdxi: SPOILERS
15:18 <@xeno> damn dude, seriously.
15:18 <@xeno> you probably just gave away the plot to American Graffiti 2.
15:18 <@solios> mdxi: dude, the ocean.
15:19 <@solios> we throw it into a nuclear volcano and the fucking THETANS WILL GET OUT
15:19 <@solios> :(
15:19 <@xeno> ur a thetan
15:19 <@xeno> a CRETIN THETAN
15:19 <@solios> nou
15:19 < mdxi> solios: that's ok because then a meteor slams into the underwater-nuke-cano
15:19 < mdxi> and bruce willis is the last living human
15:20 < mdxi> kept company by the ghost of jeff goldblum
15:20 <@xeno> now that part, that i'd watch.
15:20 <@xeno> that would fucking rule.
15:20 <@xeno> just that.
15:20 <@xeno> they're stuck in A Room
15:20 <@xeno> maybe A House.
15:20 <@solios> with a moose.
15:20 <@xeno> yes.
15:20 <@xeno> played expertly by Rosie O'Donnell
15:21 < mdxi> i was gonna say "a sentient Dig-Dug cabinet voiced by Walter Mathau"