19:43 < fagbot> it has been said that irc is lame.
!fashion
posted 2012.02.09 at 14:18 by solios | comment
10:52 < solios> thought the blood blister on my right foot had Gone Callus
10:52 < solios> it was faking. Fucker up and left.
11:05 < xeno> if you had real shoes that wouldn't happen :P
11:08 < solios> or the location would shift
11:08 * solios remembers his hiking boots blistering the shit out of his heels
11:14 < ejp> solios: you need shoes that *fit*. I absolutely never get blisters.
11:15 < solios> ejp: in both cases it's a sign the gear has worn out
11:15 < solios> with the hiking boots the heal padding Evaporated down to a plastic backing
11:15 < ejp> plastic--
11:15 < solios> these combats are basically shot
11:15 < solios> yeah
11:15 < ejp> has no damned place in footwear
11:15 < solios> that's back when I wore blue jeans and tie-dies
11:16 < ejp> I think my brain just segfaulted trying to render that
11:16 < solios> also jaw length hair and bifocals
11:16 < ejp> OW. STOP IT
Spreading Santorum
posted 2012.02.07 at 23:30 by solios | comment
20:25 < xeno> saldjkf
20:26 < xeno> fagbot: doot Santorum taking all 3 states tonight, with romney Third in two of them
20:26 < fagbot> I'd very much like to purchase this Britney Spears doll and some lipstick so I can properly suck cock and get AIDS & die before my 21st birthday.
20:26 < solios> xeno: O_o
20:26 < xeno> also, if you break it down by county instead of by state, romney has won just 18% of all the counties in the primaries so far
20:26 < solios> he bought Hillary's Aura Of Inevitability
20:26 < xeno> solios: and a Distant third at that
20:26 < solios> and obviously figured that's all he needed
20:27 < solios> heheheh. Santorum is Coming From Behind.
20:27 < solios> that rules.
20:27 < xeno> he's still going to asdlkfsd
CUPHOLDUHR
posted 2012.01.30 at 21:37 by solios | comment
17:36 < xeno> ""PCs are the hot rodders of game play," says Jamin Warren, founder of Kill Screen magazine, which focuses on the game industry. Warren says hard-core gamers often soup up systems by adding motherboards, boosting RAM and optimizing graphics."
17:36 < xeno> @_@
17:37 < solios> xeno: how many motherboards does HAM have?
17:37 < solios> eight?
17:38 < ejp> adding?
17:38 < ejp> fagbot: doot that
17:38 < solios> frank needs at least three more
17:38 < fagbot> why don't i just get SUGGESTION BOX tattooed on my ASS
17:39 < xeno> solios: at least that many
17:39 < xeno> it probably has more somewhere
17:39 * xeno peers at HAM
17:41 < solios> check the cupholder
17:41 < solios> might be one in there
17:43 < xeno> CUPHOLDUHR
18:04 < solios> xeno:
18:18 < xeno> hgfhgdgdstgjkjuhgh
18:18 < xeno> \o/
18:19 < solios> <3
18:19 < ejp> solios: you're a damned enabler.
Wishful Thinking
posted 2012.01.19 at 16:07 by solios | comment
12:50 * solios wonders what ATC would look like with executive meddling
12:52 < xeno> solios: it would probably look like a pile of money
12:54 < xeno> and there'd be an american remake with brad pitt as west, walken as malkin, ewan macgregor as polaski
12:54 * xeno thinks
12:54 < xeno> probably a bunch of other actors too
Dehydration and heat stroke can kill in just hours.
posted 2012.01.05 at 00:56 by solios | comment
21:55 < solios> fagbot: doot me, waxing emo
21:55 < fagbot> STOP BEING RETARDED
2012
posted 2012.01.01 at 14:01 by solios | comment
00:35 < ejp> 2012 is a suspiciously the same as 2011.
00:35 < ejp> fagbot: doot humans
00:35 < fagbot> CHOKING ON MY OWN LAMENESS
Tommy Lee Jones
posted 2011.12.22 at 13:15 by solios | comment
10:00 < xeno> solios: [ The USS Iowa has found a home. ]
10:01 < solios> \m/
10:02 < solios> iirc the Congressional mandate that they be kept servicable still holds.
10:02 < xeno> not if they're Retired, which it will be when it gets museumed
10:03 < xeno> Technically speaking, it's currently serviceable, but it hasn't sailed since the 90s, and hasn't fired its guns in anger since Korea
10:04 < xeno> meanwhile the Missouri was used as recently as the first Gulf War
10:05 < solios> fagbot: doot the ignominy of a Battleship firing cruise missiles
10:05 < fagbot> GOD made us FUNKY!
10:05 < xeno> [BLAM! ]
10:05 < xeno> \m/
10:05 < solios> :D
10:05 < solios> broadside++
10:05 < xeno> the Missouri didn't just fire off tomahawks
10:05 < xeno> they used her guns for bombardment
10:05 < solios> also if they park it in LA Tommy Lee Jones is gonna steal it
10:06 < solios> then they'll have to get Seagal to stop him. :|
10:06 < xeno> he'll drive it to work
10:06 < solios> fdskjghl
10:06 < xeno> (tommy lee jones)++
10:06 < solios> that. would. RULE.
10:06 < xeno> solios: you know there's an MIB3, right?
10:06 < solios> should I?
10:07 < xeno> josh brolin plays 1960s K and Looks Like 1960s Tommy Lee Jones
10:07 < xeno> apparently, he Lived With Him for a month to learn his mannerisms
10:07 < xeno> i want to live with Tommy Lee Jones for a month :(
10:07 < solios> dhg
The Internet
posted 2011.12.08 at 18:33 by solios | comment
15:27 < xeno> i have no porn
15:27 < xeno> it's why i have the internet, see
15:28 < solios> fagbot: the internet?
15:28 < fagbot> the internet is turning into 4chan
15:28 < xeno> "turning"
15:28 < solios> fagbot: literal the internet
15:28 < fagbot> solios: the internet =is= turning into 4chan
15:28 < xeno> ...
15:28 < solios> fagbot: the internet is also |<reply>the internet \is for porn.
15:28 < fagbot> okay, solios.
15:28 < xeno> fagbot: the internet is also |<reply<FOR PORN!
15:28 < fagbot> okay, xeno.
15:28 < xeno> fuck
15:29 < ejp> good work sparky.
15:29 < xeno> the internet?
15:29 < fagbot> the internet is turning into 4chan
15:29 < xeno> the internet?
15:29 < fagbot> somebody said the internet was turning into 4chan
15:29 < xeno> yeah, YOU. just now
15:29 < ejp> fagbot: the internet =~s/</>/
15:29 < fagbot> ejp: O_o
15:29 < xeno> literal the internet
15:29 < solios> fagbot: the internet?
15:29 < fagbot> the internet is turning into 4chan
15:29 < xeno> -_-
15:29 < xeno> fagbot: literal the internet
15:29 < fagbot> xeno: the internet =is= turning into 4chan
15:30 < ejp> uh?
15:30 < solios> o_o
15:30 < xeno> awesome
15:30 < xeno> fagbot: the internet is also |<reply>FOR PORN!
15:30 < fagbot> okay, xeno.
15:30 < ejp> solios: they're in it together.
15:30 < solios> ejp: building landing strips for gay martians, no doubt
15:30 < xeno> fagbot: the internet is also |<reply>the internet \is for porn.
15:30 < fagbot> okay, xeno.
15:30 < solios> fagbot: literal the internet
15:30 < fagbot> solios: the internet =is= turning into 4chan
15:30 < xeno> as,dmfnaslkdjfa
15:31 < xeno> fagbot++
15:31 < ejp> er
15:31 < xeno> fagbot: asdf is asdf
15:31 < fagbot> OK, xeno.
15:31 < xeno> fagbot: asdf is also |<reply>asdf.
15:31 < fagbot> okay, xeno.
15:31 < xeno> fagbot: literal asdf
15:31 < fagbot> xeno: asdf =is= asdf|<reply>asdf.
15:31 < xeno> well it's not broken at least
15:31 < xeno> fagbot: forget asdf
15:31 < fagbot> xeno: forget what?
15:31 < solios> fagbot: forget the internet
15:31 < fagbot> solios: forget what?
15:31 < ejp> the internet is apparently speshul
15:32 < solios> fagbot: the internet is for porn
15:32 < fagbot> ...but internet is apparently speshul...
15:32 < solios> dskflghhhj
15:32 < xeno> asjkldfhaksjdfhkasdhasd
15:32 < ejp> >_>
15:32 < xeno> XD
15:32 < solios> XD
15:32 < xeno> fagbot++
Old Goat
posted 2011.12.01 at 20:58 by xeno | comment
[09.53.16] < xeno> so i have all the local news girls in a Special List on twitter
[09.53.25] < xeno> < xeno> And one of them lives right here in Plymouth!
[09.53.32] < xeno> < kelly> *wifelook*
[09.54.08] < xeno> fagbot: doot me probably having satyriasis or something
[09.54.08] < fagbot> THE DOOR IS UNLOCKED AND MY PANTS ARE DOWN
[09.54.12] < xeno> srdghdfjkldfa
Danger Zone
posted 2011.11.28 at 12:45 by solios | comment
09:44 < solios> fagbot: be xeno
09:44 < fagbot> You are disturbingly close to my elbow. Normally you are not.
09:44 < xeno> o_o
09:44 < solios> o_o
09:44 < xeno> sadlftgjavl;sdfiasjkdfh;asd
09:44 < xeno> <- Kenny Loggins : Danger Zone
09:44 < solios> XD
09:44 < xeno> XD
BACKDOOR, FATTYCAKES
posted 2011.11.20 at 23:50 by xeno | 1 comment
[23.53.23] < xeno> tonight's going to be one of Those nights
[23.53.30] < xeno> i just checked the front door 4 or 5 times
[23.53.41] < xeno> and my numbnuts brain Still insists it's unlocked
[23.53.57] < xeno> < xeno> I JUST CHECKED IT.
[23.54.05] < xeno> < brain> Check it again! Maybe it unlocked itself.
[23.54.09] < xeno> < xeno> That's just stupid.
[23.54.12] < xeno> < brain> UR STUPID
[23.54.15] < xeno> < xeno> uh....
[23.54.20] < xeno> < brain> >_>
[23.54.27] < solios> asdf
[23.54.39] < solios> I'm doing better with the back door lately
[23.54.43] < xeno> asdlk;fjasldkjfalskdjfasdfh
[23.54.45] < solios> only checked it twice before I left today
[23.54.48] < solios> ...
[23.54.50] < solios> FUCK.
[23.54.52] * xeno is dying
Read the rest of BACKDOOR, FATTYCAKES.
Electronic Arent's
posted 2011.11.14 at 13:36 by solios | comment
10:35 < solios> fagbot: doot EA, Origin, etc
10:35 < fagbot> WORD UP!! HERE COMES A SHITHEAD!!
The Popular Vote
posted 2011.11.10 at 22:39 by solios | comment
11:16 <solios>
11:16 <solios> gotta wonder what one of those would look like for the us
11:26 <xeno> irta for the us
11:26 <xeno> rather than for the U.S.
11:27 <solios> :D
12:10 <xeno>
12:10 <xeno> ftfy
12:12 <solios> lfkdjghsfdkjlghsddjkkjdsfhglkjadfhgljkh
12:13 <solios> jkdhgsldjkkkfgjshgkljhslkjdfghhldfjk some more
12:13 <xeno> i'm laughing so hard i can't breathe XD
12:14 <solios> I've got the giggles. :D
12:14 <solios> (after some serious rofl)
12:14 <xeno> while i was making it:
12:14 <xeno> < kelly> What are you mak-... ing.
12:14 <xeno> < xeno> >_>
12:14 <xeno> * xeno attempts to explain
12:14 <xeno> * kelly raises her hand in the shush gesture, walks away
12:14 <xeno> XD
