Tommy Lee Jones

posted 2011.12.22 at 13:15 by solios

10:00 < xeno> solios: [ The USS Iowa has found a home. ]
10:01 < solios> \m/
10:02 < solios> iirc the Congressional mandate that they be kept servicable still holds.
10:02 < xeno> not if they're Retired, which it will be when it gets museumed
10:03 < xeno> Technically speaking, it's currently serviceable, but it hasn't sailed since the 90s, and hasn't fired its guns in anger since Korea
10:04 < xeno> meanwhile the Missouri was used as recently as the first Gulf War
10:05 < solios> fagbot: doot the ignominy of a Battleship firing cruise missiles
10:05 < fagbot> GOD made us FUNKY!
10:05 < xeno> [BLAM! ]
10:05 < xeno> \m/
10:05 < solios> :D
10:05 < solios> broadside++
10:05 < xeno> the Missouri didn't just fire off tomahawks
10:05 < xeno> they used her guns for bombardment
10:05 < solios> also if they park it in LA Tommy Lee Jones is gonna steal it
10:06 < solios> then they'll have to get Seagal to stop him. :|
10:06 < xeno> he'll drive it to work
10:06 < solios> fdskjghl
10:06 < xeno> (tommy lee jones)++
10:06 < solios> that. would. RULE.
10:06 < xeno> solios: you know there's an MIB3, right?
10:06 < solios> should I?
10:07 < xeno> josh brolin plays 1960s K and Looks Like 1960s Tommy Lee Jones
10:07 < xeno> apparently, he Lived With Him for a month to learn his mannerisms
10:07 < xeno> i want to live with Tommy Lee Jones for a month :(
10:07 < solios> dhg