01:55 < Xenothaulus_Lowenbrau> Rule #1 when you are pantsless: Don't think you're cool.
01:55 <@goodbye> hey i'm pantsless right now and i'm coo!
01:55 < Xenothaulus_Lowenbrau> Did you blam one of your nuts with your belt buckle because you were trying to be Jackie Chan?
01:56 <@goodbye> ouch.
01:56 <@solios> wait.
01:56 <@solios> look.
01:57 < Xenothaulus_Lowenbrau> no.
01:57 <@solios> you can't have !pants AND blam a nut on your belt buckle.
01:57 -!- Xenothaulus_Lowenbrau is now known as Xenothaulus
01:57 < Xenothaulus> Yes I can.
01:57 <@solios> Oh, wait.
01:57 <@solios> it's you.
01:57 < Xenothaulus> See?
01:57 < Xenothaulus> I was being Jackie Chan.
01:57 <@solios> You blam your nuts on objects six feet away.
01:57 <@solios> * solios walks by desk
01:57 <@solios> * Xenothaulus walks by desk
01:57 < Xenothaulus> Yes, but in this case, I was attempting to use the belt as nunchuka.
01:57 * Xenothaulus failes
01:57 <@solios> * Xenothaulus blams nuts
01:58 < Xenothaulus> * desk wins
01:58 <@solios> I think it was personal.
01:58 < Xenothaulus> I'm sure it was.
01:58 <@solios> Also, the deck at my parents house.
01:58 < Xenothaulus> It was Heckrote's desk, after all.
01:58 < Xenothaulus> Yeah, that too.
01:58 <@solios> you're lucky you didn't uberblam.
01:58 < Xenothaulus> I almost did.
01:58 < Xenothaulus> I thought I popped it.
01:59 <@solios> like a zit?
01:59 < Xenothaulus> and where the fuck's your umlaut?
01:59 < Xenothaulus> No, like a Richard dropped from 20 m.
01:59 < Xenothaulus> Wait
01:59 < Xenothaulus> No, that would be GAME OVER.
01:59 < Xenothaulus> .
01:59 * solios giggles.
02:00 <@goodbye> hm. samba is giving me trouble on my box.
02:00 < Xenothaulus> The next time I wake up, I'mma email Hawking and ask him what would happen.
02:00 <@goodbye> >:|
02:00 <@solios> Xenothaulus: what, richard blamming his nuts from 20m up?
02:01 < Xenothaulus> Dear Mr. "Holy fuck you're cool too bad you're all fucked up and all and in a wheelchair" Hawking:
02:01 < Xenothaulus> What would happen if a man who weighed all your pounds were dropped from 20m up?
02:01 < Xenothaulus> Thank you,
02:01 < Xenothaulus> Xeno
02:01 <@solios> Xenothaulus: you're the only man I know that can roll a car, land on your nads and be otherwise fine.
02:01 <@solios> You're like a cat that way.
02:01 < Xenothaulus> See?
02:01 <@solios> nads first.
02:01 < Xenothaulus> I am immortal.
02:01 < Xenothaulus> I have inside me blood of kings.
02:01 < Xenothaulus> I have no rival.
02:01 < Xenothaulus> No man can be my equal.
02:01 <@solios> !
02:02 < Xenothaulus> Or, "I am Matron Baen- THWOP!"
02:02 <@solios> * Queen blams Xenothaulus's nuts.
02:02 <@solios> !@#2oi44riurfghjk!.
02:02 * Xenothaulus wins.
02:02 <@solios> Yes.
02:02 <@solios> Yes, you do.
02:02 <@solios> omfg.
02:02 * solios gets his breathing under control.
02:03 <@solios> OH ADVENTURERS!
02:03 < Xenothaulus> lol
02:03 < Xenothaulus> What's funniest about that is that he constantly mis-quoted it.
02:04 < Xenothaulus> "Oh, turn back adventurers! Don't add your deaths upon miiiiiiiiiine!"
02:04 < Xenothaulus> ...
02:04 < Xenothaulus> What's saddest about that is that I know that...
02:04 * Xenothaulus goes to bed
02:04 -!- Xenothaulus is now known as Xenothaulus_zzzzz
02:04 <@solios> i figured you would.
02:04 <@solios> I sure didn't.
02:04 < Xenothaulus_zzzzz> I'll make sure you do someday.
02:05 < Xenothaulus_zzzzz> Actually.
02:07 <@solios> FUCK.