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From the Vaults of Pain
04.06.14 @ 14:05 | xeno

Excerpt of the Odyssey, during which solios was here. Later, i went there.

[02.35.04] < xeno_cpt_morgan> fagbot: doot for fagbot fartdoots
[02.35.05] < fagbot> INSTANT MESSAGE FROM JESUS CHRIST: YOU'RE FIRED
[02.35.11] < xeno_cpt_morgan> :D
[02.35.13] xeno_cpt_morgan (Xeno513@cloaked.stcgpa.adelphia.net) is now known as xeno
[02.36.59] < xeno> fagbot: doot for whatever the fuck these are
[02.37.00] < fagbot> this gets filed under LESBOS and subclassed with BLOWJOBS
[02.37.14] < xeno> (Andy Capp's Hot Fries)++
[02.37.16] < xeno> (Andy Capp's Hot Fries)++
[02.39.49] < xeno> <- solios
[02.39.53] < xeno> (drinxx0r)
[02.40.14] < xeno> fagbot: doot for the FUKED UP SLURPNOISE xeno made.
[02.40.14] < fagbot> I SERIOUSLY FAIL TO SEE HOW THIS WILL EXPEDITE THE PRICKS INTO MY MOUTH
[02.40.21] < xeno> (I'm not qulifying that.)
[02.40.22] < @ejp> * xeno is now known as xenolios
[02.40.23] < xeno> EVER.

[02.40.32] xeno (Xeno513@cloaked.stcgpa.adelphia.net) is now known as xenolios
[02.40.36] < xenolios> ...
[02.40.40] < xenolios> <- fag.
[02.40.44] < xenolios> (xeno, that is)
[02.40.59] < @ejp> you both are.
[02.41.04] < xenolios> we are one
[02.41.08] < xenolios> one is the beginning
[02.41.19] < xenolios> ejp: are you one herbert?
[02.41.25] < xenolios> I am not herbert.
[02.41.42] < @ejp> start making sense.
[02.42.05] < xenolios> < solios> That's it, I gotta bring the fuckin' powerbook out again.
[02.42.09] < @bda> They're buttfucking.
[02.42.09] < xenolios> < solios> or not, hold on...
[02.42.13] < xenolios> ...
[02.42.14] < @bda> Medled at the waist.
[02.42.16] < @bda> Melded.
[02.42.19] < xenolios> Medled++
[02.42.25] < xenolios> O_o
[02.42.27] < xenolios> fag.
[02.42.37] < xenolios> fagbot: doot for the weirdass clackity clack pseudoergoboard
[02.42.38] < fagbot> OH SHIT DATE WITH DEATH
[02.42.42] < xenolios> UNLIKE ME!
[02.43.01] < xenolios> many of you accepted the situation of your imprisonment and you will die here like rotten cabbages
[02.43.04] < xenolios> (The Prisoner)++
[02.43.05] < xenolios> (The Prisoner)++
[02.43.06] < xenolios> (The Prisoner)++
[02.43.06] < xenolios> (The Prisoner)++
[02.43.07] < xenolios> (The Prisoner)++
[02.43.09] < xenolios> (The Prisoner)++
[02.44.24] < xenolios> <- MORE HUMAN THAN THE HUMAN
[02.44.28] < xenolios> (xeno is rofl)
[02.44.37] < xenolios> < kelly> I'm glad the children sleep soundly.
[02.44.39] < xenolios> they do.
[02.44.41] < xenolios> like bricks.
[02.44.44] < xenolios> it's neat.
[02.46.03] * @ejp does too
[02.48.11] < xenolios> fagbot: doot for R. Lee. Ermey as Dad o' solios
[02.48.11] < fagbot> contact our customer satisfaction dept: mahmood el-khalafi, 24 el paharast, Alexandria, egypt
[02.48.17] < xenolios> fagbot: botsnack
[02.48.18] < fagbot> :)
[02.48.54] < xenolios> O_O
[02.48.59] < xenolios> SIR TEXAS SIR
[02.49.02] < xenolios> o_O
[02.49.14] < xenolios> I type worthre fucking windows keyboard.
[02.49.33] < xenolios> fagbot: doot for the common courtesy fo a reacharouddflghfdjg fuck.
[02.49.34] < fagbot> Being a person of the arts HONK HONK HONK WHOOOOP WHOOOP WHOOP
[02.49.36] < xenolios> JUST DOOT.
[02.49.39] < xenolios> anyway.
[02.49.58] < xenolios> DID YOUR PARENTS HAVE ANY CHILDREN THAT LIVED?!
[02.50.00] < xenolios> kdshfldjg
[02.50.13] < xenolios> < xeno> gimme the keyboard, you suck.
[02.50.27] < xenolios> < heartman> OR I WILL GOUGE OUT YOUR EYEBALLS AND SKULLFUCK YOU
[02.50.31] < xenolios> * solios teps bakc
[02.50.41] < xenolios> wow
[02.50.56] < xenolios> and now we know why everything solios types has a lagtime of YES
[02.51.05] < xenolios> fagbot: solios also types like shit
[02.51.05] < fagbot> xenolios: wtf, sir?
[02.51.34] < xenolios> fagbot: solios is also and he types like shit
[02.51.34] < fagbot> okay, xenolios.
[02.51.38] < xenolios> solios?
[02.51.38] < fagbot> solios is cheap, hard, effective. or and he types like shit
[02.51.40] < xenolios> ...
[02.51.42] < xenolios> jesus.
[02.51.45] < xenolios> fagbot: fuckhead
[02.51.46] < fagbot> fuckhead is home.
[02.51.47] < xenolios> dasl;jfdasf
[02.51.53] < xenolios> fagbot: i hate you
[02.51.54] < fagbot> xenolios: try talking out of your mouth instead of your turdhole
[02.53.26] < xenolios> < xeno> have you been guaming or using your hand?
[02.53.31] < xenolios> fagbot: doot for guam
[02.53.31] < fagbot> All with new covers by Boris Vallejo, done in soothing shades of orange
[02.53.52] < xenolios> fagbot: doot for us
[02.53.52] < fagbot> what the SHIT?
[03.03.33] < solios_drinxx0r> fagbot: doot for solios + xeno + booze
[03.03.34] < fagbot> IT'S LIKE I'VE GOT THE GAY THAT JUST WON'T STOP