21:53 < xeno> so ed and I were eating in the kitchen
21:53 < xeno> and Clarence comes in
21:53 < xeno> with a bottle
21:53 < xeno> a BROWN bottle
21:53 < xeno> < xeno> What's that?
21:54 < xeno> < clarence> It's shark fin oil
21:54 < xeno> * clarence continues on, in Clarencian, explaining its uses.
21:54 < xeno> < ed> what's in it?
21:54 < xeno> < clarence> well, shark fin and...
21:54 < solios> O_o
21:54 < xeno> * clarence looks at ingredients list
21:54 < xeno> < clarence> ...
21:54 < xeno> * clarence sets bottle on table and leaves the room
21:55 < solios> Clarence++
21:55 < xeno> * xeno reaches for bottle
21:55 < xeno> < ed> DON'T TOUCH IT OMFG
21:55 < xeno> afaik, it's still sitting there
21:55 < xeno> it was a week later
21:55 * solios falls over.
21:55 < xeno> so it probably still is
21:55 < solios> :D
21:55 < solios> Clarence++
21:55 < xeno> Clarence++
21:55 < solios> fagbot: clarence?
21:55 < fagbot> Hee-hee! I HAVE A FLYING MACHINE!

21:55 < xeno> did Dave ever tell you how Clarence got there?
21:56 < solios> I think so, yes.
21:56 < xeno> k.
21:56 < solios> fagbot: doot for Shoe Dispair
21:56 < fagbot> My understanding of physics compels me to believe that stupidity has a theoretical limit, a sort of Absolute Dumbass.
21:56 < xeno> Did Diane ever tell you how Clarence got there?
21:56 < solios> !!
21:56 < solios> no.
21:56 < xeno> there's a difference, you know.
21:56 < solios> omfg.
21:56 < solios> do tell.
21:56 < xeno> < diane> He lives here.
21:56 < xeno> < xeno> Right, got that. But how did he /get/ here?
21:57 < xeno> < diane> He lives here.
21:57 < xeno> < xeno> ...
21:57 < xeno> < xeno> Yes. But HOW?
21:57 * solios dies
21:57 < xeno> * fay walks in
21:57 < solios> omg
21:57 < xeno> < fay> What are we talking about?
21:57 < xeno> < diane> He wants to know how Clarence got here.
21:57 < xeno> < fay> He lives here.
21:57 < xeno> * xeno cries
21:57 < solios> !
21:57 < solios> Awesome.
21:58 < xeno> I don't think they actually /know/.
21:58 < xeno> and I really think Dave didn't either.
21:58 < solios> Dave didn't know either.
21:58 < xeno> I think he made up the story to explain it to himself.
21:58 < solios> But he knew where Clarence worked before he started building the spaceship.
21:58 < solios> So I guess that's something in and of itself.
21:58 < xeno> < dave> He just Showed Up.
21:58 < xeno> < dave> And didn't leave.
21:58 < solios> Yes.
21:58 < solios> Clarence++
21:58 < xeno> Clarence++
21:59 < xeno> whenever dave would say that, he'd gaze at the pines where the UFO landed
21:59 < xeno> and kind of blink
21:59 < xeno> then he'd go In The Opposite Direction
21:59 < solios> wait.
21:59 < solios> there was a UFO?
22:00 < xeno> there was a UFO.
22:00 < solios> was it the one dad and I saw?
22:00 < xeno> probably.
22:00 < xeno> :|
22:00 < solios> dad and I were walking one night.
22:00 < xeno> yes
22:00 < solios> all of a sudden, the sky ripped itself open and SCREAMED.
22:00 < xeno> :D!
22:00 < xeno> my ass just did that.
22:00 < solios> and this THING went ZZZZZZABLANG! across the sky.
22:00 < xeno> :O
22:00 < xeno> IT DID THAT TOO!
22:00 < solios> I looked at dad.
22:00 < solios> Dad looked at me.
22:00 < solios> We looked up at where the thing had been but Wasn't.
22:01 < solios> < Mike_Hinder> Well. Shit.
22:01 < solios> < Mike_Hinder> There goes our ride home. :|
22:01 < xeno> :D
22:01 < solios> dad++
22:01 < xeno> (Mike Hinder)++
22:01 < xeno> vector?
22:01 < solios> north northeast.
22:01 < xeno> It was leaving.
22:01 < xeno> :|
22:02 < xeno> was it pre-clarence?
22:02 < solios> Clarence++
22:02 < solios> yes.
22:02 < xeno> because it may have just been dropping off supplies...
22:02 < solios> or Clarence.
22:02 < solios> Clarence++
22:02 < xeno> iirc, Clarence Arrived c. 95
22:03 < solios> sounds about right for the BLANG!.
22:03 < xeno> < xeno> How long has he been here?
22:03 < solios> fagbot: clarence?
22:03 < fagbot> KA-BOOM!!
22:03 < xeno> < dave> (~96) Yes, yes he has.
22:03 * solios giggles.
22:04 < xeno> Clarence++