00:03 <@ejp> "Instead, whenever I get down or feel as though I might need to abuse myself, I simply stop, concentrate on crushing the imaginary walnut in my anus and-BLAMMO!-all depressing and/or criminal thoughts are gone in a single squeaky fart."
00:03 <@ejp> ksfkjsdhfksjdlfahsklfjh
00:03 <@ejp> LOC AS A SENTENCE!
00:04 <@solios> xlkjvdfhlkjgfdddomfg