Watching and listening to Nasa TV with _Lasar and solios during the landing was great fun, and as any shared experience, much better for the company. Thanks guys. I also had The Science Channel on in the background, since they were yammering about Full Live Coverage all weekend. Nasa TV offered a raw, live feed from mission control, with a few interviews with certain key personnel. The Science Channel's "coverage" didn't focus much on mission control at all, which was disappointing. Lots of filler about other Mars missions, mostly focusing on Pathfinder, Spirit and Oppurtunity, and interviews with key project members. It wasn't terrible, but not nearly as interesting as the raw stuff.

I wish I had the words to say how fucking incredible this is to me. Space exploration is... well, words. Lots of words. We've got wee little vehicles crawling around on another freaking planet. RIGHT NOW. The men and women involved in this and all the other projects, and those that gave their lives for the advancement of spaceflight, deserve the utmost respect and honor. They are furthering the bounds of humanity, extending our frontiers and just generally doing awesome stuff. I wanted to be you when I grew up. Hell I still do.

Following is the log from our IRCing while watching/listening to the landing coverage:

All non-germane side discussions have been redacted.

[18.57.19] < @solios> xeno: get on this.
[18.57.25] < @_Lasar> Guy "correcting" the arrow.
[18.57.46] < @solios> yeah, it's cheese. But we already know most of this.
[18.57.57] < @solios> if I was ten this would be !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[18.58.08] < @xeno> "if"
[18.58.15] < @solios> <3
[18.58.21] < @solios> SCIENCE, MOTHERFUCKER!
[18.58.29] < @_Lasar> DO YOU SPEAK IT
[18.58.37] xeno changes topic to 'Phoenix : Landing sequence begins ~1930 EST | < @solios> SCIENCE, MOTHERFUCKER!'
[18.58.37] < @_Lasar> "watt?"
[18.58.51] < @solios> WATT AIN'T NO COUNTRY I EVER HEARD OF
[19.00.25] < @_Lasar> Now for 5 minutes of staring at guys who stare at screens
[19.00.31] < @solios> \o/
[19.01.31] < @rez> Those people taking pictures of each other are going to feel really stupid if the landing fails.
[19.01.50] < @solios> hitting mars is hard.
[19.01.57] < @xeno> yes.
[19.01.57] < @_Lasar> No.
[19.02.01] < @_Lasar> Hitting it _slow_ is hard.
[19.02.03] < @xeno> hitting it softly is even harder.
[19.02.13] * @solios giggles.
[19.02.26] < @xeno> \o/
[19.04.57] * @rez goes back to just watching the local weather channel.
[19.05.21] < @rez> We just had straight-line winds and a bunch of tornadoes in the last hour, so I'm trying to pay some attention.
[19.05.53] < @xeno> :P
[19.05.55] < @xeno> mars > you
[19.06.02] < @_Lasar> 1 KILOMETER FROM THE CIRCUS
[19.06.27] < @xeno> haha paging dr. freud
[19.07.32] < @solios> :o
[19.07.37] < @solios> go for something.
[19.08.44] < @rez> I'm trying to get [my daughter] to care about the fact that we're landing something on another planet, but sometimes science just doesn't have enough animated animals.
[19.08.57] < @_Lasar> haha
[19.09.00] < @xeno> how old is she?
[19.09.05] < @rez> 18 months.
[19.09.09] < @xeno> ...
[19.09.11] < @_Lasar> YOu need a plush Marsy.
[19.09.19] < @rez> _Lasar: You know what, I do.
[19.09.22] < @_Lasar> MARS LANDER PLUSHY
[19.09.37] < @xeno> MARSHOLDUHR.
[19.09.43] < @_Lasar> hahah
[19.09.45] < @_Lasar> Don't make me.
[19.09.54] < @rez> It's going to be forever before she appreciates that I put glow-in-the-dark stars on her ceiling in a correct configuration for the northern hemisphere in winter.
[19.10.02] < @xeno> you know you want to see the lander with PLACEHOLDUHR eyes and teeth
[19.10.08] < @_Lasar> rez: s/forever/never/
[19.10.14] < @rez> _Lasar: :(
[19.11.06] < @xeno> i hope it lands, sticks out its shovel, flips over some "snow" and blam, green
[19.11.14] < @xeno> or better yet, tentacles.
[19.11.16] < @xeno> and glowy eyes.
[19.11.59] < @rez> Or a Transformer knocks it over.
[19.12.14] < @rez> Mars Lander! Directed by Michael Bay!
[19.23.48] < @solios> Fu or Fook?
[19.23.53] < @solios> Pook?
[19.24.24] < @solios> his answer ought to be "we keep trying different methods, instead of just getting ONE THAT WORKS AND STICKING WITH IT"
[19.24.46] < @xeno> i've got your 7 minutes of terror right here
[19.24.48] * @xeno unzips
[19.27.00] < @xeno> You can't stop the signal.
[19.30.02] < @xeno> dammit i gotta poop
[19.30.10] < @_Lasar> 7 minutes of terror?
[19.30.26] < @xeno> turbopoo
[19.30.42] < @_Lasar> Poo is now deploying parachute
[19.30.51] < @solios> ?!
[19.31.22] < @xeno> or, it happened already
[19.31.27] < @xeno> how do they handle the time delay?
[19.31.38] < @solios> we're about 30m from mars, aren't we?
[19.31.38] < @_Lasar> How big is it, anyway?
[19.31.42] < @solios> depending on orbit...
[19.31.50] < @solios> _Lasar: smaller than a car, I'd guess
[19.31.51] < @xeno> 15
[19.31.56] < @xeno> they said earlier
[19.32.05] < @_Lasar> solios: The time delay.
[19.32.09] < @xeno> see?
[19.32.10] < +fagbot> no.
[19.32.47] < @_Lasar> Which means they can't do shit anyway, can they? Just watch.
[19.32.51] < @xeno> 8 minutes from now it seperates, but we don't know if it did it right for 15 more, or did it seperate 7 minutes ago and we have 8 minutes for confirmation
[19.33.14] < @xeno> see what i mean?
[19.33.35] < @_Lasar> Fucking time travel.
[19.34.03] < @xeno> the science channel's coverage blows so far
[19.34.20] < @xeno> which is surprising, frankly
[19.34.40] < @solios> nasatv++
[19.36.24] < @xeno> i could have pooped twice by now
[19.36.29] < @xeno> i missed the launch window :|
[19.36.55] < @_Lasar> data flow in 2:30!
[19.37.01] < @xeno> data++
[19.37.04] < @xeno> Data--
[19.37.12] < @_Lasar> DATA MUST FLOW
[19.37.19] < @solios> -_-
[19.37.22] < @xeno> yes.asa wait wut
[19.37.38] < @solios> fat guy rocking out
[19.37.41] < @xeno> i think i have a delay compared to you
[19.37.50] < @xeno> wow wtf
[19.37.58] < @solios> the stream's odd.
[19.38.16] < @xeno> !
[19.38.21] < @xeno> awesome, it's Tony Shalhoub
[19.38.22] < @solios> ?
[19.38.38] < @xeno> the guy in the brown vest totally looked like him
[19.38.59] < @xeno> COMMERCIAL
[19.39.03] < @xeno> c'mon
[19.39.13] < @xeno> can't we have a timeout so i can poop?
[19.39.14] < @_Lasar> data in 10 seconds!
[19.39.38] < @xeno> k
[19.39.43] < @xeno> k there
[19.39.48] < @xeno> [19.39.14] < @_Lasar> data in 10 seconds!
[19.39.48] < @xeno> [19.39.38] < @xeno> k
[19.39.54] < @xeno> i hit enter right when he said it on my end
[19.40.05] < @xeno> so i've got a 24s delay, yet i'm closer to the source
[19.40.08] < @xeno> wtf is up with that?
[19.40.09] < @_Lasar> Apparently I'm closer to Mars than you
[19.40.11] < @_Lasar> Signal!
[19.40.12] < @xeno> ...
[19.40.13] < @solios> \o/
[19.40.14] < @xeno> _Lasar++
[19.40.17] < @solios> WE GET SIGNAL
[19.40.22] < @solios> sdgkjh
[19.40.24] < @xeno> MAIN SCREEN TURNADKLFJA;SDFJKLA
[19.40.27] < @solios> he probably is, too.
[19.40.28] < @xeno> MAIN UHF TURN OJN
[19.40.33] < @solios> o_o
[19.40.42] < @xeno> <- goosebumps
[19.40.42] < @solios> woo!
[19.40.43] < @_Lasar> Separated from cruise stage
[19.40.49] < @xeno> _Lasar: stop that!
[19.40.52] < @xeno> we're living in the past
[19.40.54] * @solios has stopped fucking around with max for the time being
[19.40.58] < @xeno> YOU'RE RUIN THE FOOCHUR
[19.41.04] < @_Lasar> Ok already!
[19.41.10] < @_Lasar> You do the commentary.
[19.41.37] < @xeno> ooh, graphics
[19.41.56] < @xeno> fuck i don't care about the guys at the desks, put up the cheesy flightpath thing again
[19.42.24] < @solios> or split the screen
[19.42.33] < @xeno> nayh, i don't care
[19.42.48] < @solios> 4m to entry
[19.42.59] < @xeno> i still want to know how the time thing is working
[19.43.04] < @solios> it's a wee Apollo capule.
[19.43.14] < @_Lasar> xeno: Cached stream thingy.
[19.43.19] < @solios> it was more of an issue with Saturn.
[19.43.32] < @xeno> 4m to entry Phoenix time? or did it already land and we're just waiting for lightlag?
[19.43.33] < @_Lasar> If you reopen you might be better. Or you might not be able to reconnect because everybody is.
[19.43.36] < @solios> it was Cassini that was 30m out. Mars is like 8, I think.
[19.43.44] < @xeno> 15.
[19.43.50] < @xeno> i already said that :P
[19.43.52] < @xeno> and so did they.
[19.43.53] < @solios> 8 optimal?
[19.43.55] < @xeno> no
[19.44.03] < @xeno> it's almost twice as far from us as we are from Sol
[19.44.03] < @solios> so it's already down.
[19.44.05] < @solios> or Not.
[19.44.12] < @xeno> that's what i'm saying
[19.44.21] < @solios> nickel says it makes it
[19.44.36] < @_Lasar> Skimpy bastard.
[19.44.45] < @solios> it'll be in pennies.
[19.44.48] < @solios> I's po. :|
[19.45.11] < @xeno> whoa, Science Channel said they're just getting ready to hit the upper atmo
[19.45.18] < @solios> 90s
[19.45.23] < @_Lasar> arr
[19.45.32] < @xeno> wow
[19.45.36] < @xeno> yeah, we're Behind
[19.45.38] < @xeno> considerably
[19.45.51] < @xeno> they're passing the peanuts
[19.45.56] < @xeno> on teh TV
[19.45.58] < @_Lasar> yeah :)
[19.46.02] < @solios> <3
[19.46.08] < @solios> irc++
[19.46.09] < @_Lasar> Phoenuts
[19.46.11] < @xeno> and now they *just* started it on nasatv
[19.46.38] < @xeno> refreshing to see if it catches up or fucking breaks
[19.46.40] < @solios> on my mark
[19.46.41] < @_Lasar> MARK!
[19.46.46] < @xeno> fuck i'm at 28s
[19.46.46] < @solios> MARK!
[19.47.09] < @solios> you're lagged
[19.47.11] < @xeno> fuck
[19.47.14] < @_Lasar> So we're now getting data from that moment 15 mins ago, right?
[19.47.16] * @solios got on early and Stayed.
[19.47.20] < @solios> yes.
[19.47.23] < @_Lasar> ok
[19.47.34] < @solios> like I said, it's already down. Or Not.
[19.47.41] < @_Lasar> It is down.
[19.47.50] < @_Lasar> Let's hope the piececount is low.
[19.47.52] < @xeno> restarted firefox entirely
[19.48.05] < @solios> the great thing about space travel is once we get FTL we'll be able to zip out and watch our own launch.
[19.48.43] < @solios> peak heating
[19.48.45] < @xeno> they're talking to Garvin on science channel now
[19.48.55] < @_Lasar> MARS ROASTER
[19.49.00] < @solios> :D
[19.49.06] < @xeno> fuck, still lagged
[19.49.10] < @solios> just deathly calm.
[19.49.19] < @xeno> but science channel is about 30s more ahead of you two
[19.49.23] < @solios> 225 after entry, still has a signal.
[19.49.24] < @solios> hah.
[19.49.44] < @_Lasar> 9Gs max
[19.50.00] < @solios> heh.
[19.50.01] < @solios> 32k.
[19.50.02] < @_Lasar> 4 minutes to touchdown!
[19.50.06] < @solios> imagine when they get broadband.
[19.50.26] < @_Lasar> The Marsians?
[19.50.31] < @xeno> parachute deployed
[19.50.32] < @solios> them too
[19.50.38] < @solios> STANDING BY
[19.50.41] < @solios> (drumroll)
[19.50.46] < @solios> (cu of Death Star Gunners)
[19.50.50] < @solios> (tarkin looks constipated)
[19.51.09] < @solios> :o
[19.51.12] < @solios> \o/
[19.51.20] < @_Lasar> woot
[19.51.26] < @solios> so far so good.
[19.51.28] < @solios> now the hard part.
[19.51.45] < @xeno> O_O
[19.51.47] < @xeno> awesome.
[19.51.59] < @xeno> one of the "reporters" is from Discovery Canada
[19.52.05] < @solios> o_o
[19.52.06] < @xeno> and keeps saying "oot" for "out"
[19.52.11] < @solios> :o
[19.52.20] < @_Lasar> fagbot: doot ooter space
[19.52.20] < +fagbot> WHAT WOULD BE FUNNY WOULD BE TO REGISTER BONERS.COM
[19.52.45] < @xeno> altitude conversion
[19.52.52] < @_Lasar> This must be so fucked up for those guys who've been working on this for years.
[19.52.52] < @xeno> 2k meters
[19.53.01] < @xeno> final descent
[19.53.02] < @solios> agreed
[19.53.06] < @xeno> 1100
[19.53.09] < @xeno> 1k
[19.53.18] < @xeno> 500m
[19.53.19] < @_Lasar> webthing is at 2k
[19.53.21] < @solios> woo!
[19.53.23] < @_Lasar> omgomgomg
[19.53.25] < @solios> 1800m
[19.53.25] < @xeno> 150
[19.53.27] < @xeno> 100
[19.53.28] < @solios> descending
[19.53.29] < @xeno> 80
[19.53.30] < @_Lasar> 1100
[19.53.31] < @xeno> 60
[19.53.32] < @_Lasar> jbdföjdf
[19.53.35] < @solios> O_o
[19.53.37] < @xeno> 40
[19.53.37] < @xeno> 30
[19.53.38] < @solios> _Lasar++
[19.53.41] < @xeno> 27
[19.53.42] < @xeno> 20
[19.53.44] < @xeno> 16
[19.53.45] < @_Lasar> 400
[19.53.52] < @_Lasar> 100
[19.53.53] < @solios> 250 here
[19.53.54] < @xeno> touchdown signal DETECTED
[19.53.56] < @solios> 100
[19.53.58] < @solios> :o
[19.53.59] < @_Lasar> 40
[19.54.02] < @_Lasar> 30
[19.54.08] < @_Lasar> 15
[19.54.09] < @xeno> * goes nuclear*
[19.54.10] < @solios> this guy has the best job ever.
[19.54.16] < @_Lasar> TOUCHDOWN!
[19.54.23] < @solios> \o/
[19.54.27] < @_Lasar> Helium vent!
[19.54.29] < @_Lasar> Whee!
[19.54.32] < @_Lasar> IT LIVES
[19.54.51] < @_Lasar> Now video!
[19.54.55] * @solios wipes tears from his eyes
[19.54.58] < @_Lasar> Giev it to us!
[19.55.01] < @xeno> solios: yes
[19.55.03] < @xeno> :>
[19.55.06] < @solios> :D
[19.55.39] < @xeno> now it Sits There for 30 minutes
[19.55.51] < @xeno> venting of helium and then waiting for dust from that to settle before they open the panels
[19.55.53] * @xeno poops
[19.56.02] solios changes topic to 'Phoenix has landed. | < @solios> SCIENCE, MOTHERFUCKER!'
[19.56.25] < @_Lasar> \o/
[19.56.36] < @rez> Heh. kid got really excited and started clapping along with mission control.
[19.56.41] < @_Lasar> hahah
[19.56.43] < @_Lasar> There's hope yet
[19.56.48] < @rez> :D
[19.58.16] < @solios> :D
[19.58.58] < @_Lasar> What are they clapping at now?
[19.59.15] < @solios> contrafunktus
[19.59.26] < @_Lasar> *links Phoenix Twitter url*
[19.59.48] < @solios> ...
[20.00.58] < @solios> science++
[20.04.11] < @xeno> what's going on on nasa.tv right nwo?
[20.04.19] < @solios> I didn't see any there. I just know from prior
[20.04.24] < @xeno> interview?
[20.04.31] < @solios> xeno: MC is taking a piss break.
[20.04.36] < @xeno> ah
[20.04.47] < @xeno> guy's talking about solar array confirmation
[20.04.54] < @_Lasar> aye
[20.05.00] < @xeno> hmm
[20.05.05] < @xeno> maybe i got it synched up
[20.05.09] < @solios> the last possible snag
[20.05.13] < @xeno> but we can't quite do the high fives just yet
[20.05.19] < @xeno> and ah as we've said
[20.05.20] < @xeno> etc
[20.05.21] < @xeno> ?
[20.05.32] < @xeno> tearing up paper
[20.05.34] < @_Lasar> it must be a huge relief
[20.05.37] < @solios> yar
[20.05.44] < @xeno> yeah
[20.05.44] < @solios> five years.
[20.05.50] < @solios> and a perfect landing.
[20.05.53] < @solios> lucky guy!
[20.05.54] < @xeno> fuck, still 30s ehind
[20.06.02] < @xeno> but!
[20.07.07] < @xeno> ...
[20.07.09] < @xeno> weird
[20.07.14] < @solios> ?
[20.07.17] < @xeno> i turned on the nasa.tv widget for google desktop
[20.07.27] < @xeno> and it's apparently about 30s ahead of the website's...
[20.07.32] < @xeno> which means i should be synched
[20.07.41] < @xeno> also, it's resizable and movable
[20.07.49] < @_Lasar> Maybe it's a different format.
[20.07.59] < @_Lasar> They offer wm/rm/qt/whatever
[20.08.42] < @xeno> peter smith
[20.08.49] < @xeno> i was right
[20.08.58] < @xeno> this guy rules
[20.09.11] < @xeno> HI MOM
[20.09.49] < @_Lasar> fsdhgofs
[20.09.49] < @xeno> >_>
[20.09.56] < @solios> fkjgdh
[20.09.58] < @_Lasar> "It's in a nice place, very safe and happy"
[20.10.00] < @solios> "very safe and happy"
[20.10.03] < @solios> :D
[20.10.05] < @xeno> fuck
[20.10.09] < @xeno> still behind wtf
[20.10.09] < @_Lasar> Awesome.
[20.10.17] < @xeno> that's awesome
[20.10.35] < @_Lasar> He watched too much Bob Ross
[20.10.43] < @_Lasar> Happy little rocks.
[20.10.45] < @xeno> i think he *is* bob ross
[20.10.45] < @_Lasar> Happy little parachute
[20.10.47] < @rez> "Looking forward to 90 days of Great Science"
[20.10.53] < @xeno> ...
[20.11.06] < @xeno> i think you're even further behind than me, rez
[20.11.08] < @xeno> :|
[20.13.23] < @xeno> i bet tomorrow's xkcd is about the lander somehow
[20.13.32] < @xeno> if it's not, i'll be disappointed
[20.16.22] < @xeno> heheh science channel is spamming navy and air force commercials
[20.17.39] < @solios> of course
[20.18.18] < @xeno> "for the first time"
[20.18.26] < @xeno> or THE LAST.
[20.18.30] < @rez> Yeah, but I knew I was behind because I went back in the stream.
[20.18.33] < @solios> o_o
[20.18.58] < @_Lasar> THE TIME STREAM IS BROKEN
[20.19.05] < @_Lasar> Somebody call 911 and get a Timelord!
[20.19.24] < @solios> emergency is 411 in the uk.
[20.19.25] < @solios> <3
[20.19.36] < @xeno> yes, and here's it's "information"
[20.19.45] < @xeno> which must be totally fucking fun when people visit
[20.19.55] < @xeno> "Hi, can I help you find something?"
[20.20.06] < @xeno> "MY FUCKING LEGS. OH MY GOD MY LEGS!"
[20.20.24] < @solios> "have you tried turning them off and turning them back on again?"
[20.20.32] * @xeno falls over
[20.20.59] < @_Lasar> hahaha
[20.21.06] < @_Lasar> solios++
[20.21.25] < @solios> <3
[20.22.45] < @solios> oo, the director of the JPL
[20.23.25] < @_Lasar> "landing on other planets is probably one of the hardest things Nasa does"
[20.23.26] < @_Lasar> duh?
[20.24.10] < @_Lasar> dadf
[20.24.14] < @_Lasar> Audio is breaking up!
[20.24.18] < @_Lasar> Fuck you, internet!
[20.24.23] < @_Lasar> Better now.
[20.24.27] < @_Lasar> Woo, larger rover!
[20.29.35] < @_Lasar> Uh, when's that?
[20.29.46] < @_Lasar> First Image?
[20.29.48] < @_Lasar> I want!
[20.30.20] < @solios> word.
[20.30.22] < @solios> 60m
[20.30.29] < @_Lasar> :(
[20.30.38] < @_Lasar> it'S 2:30 am
[20.30.45] < @solios> oh yeah.
[20.30.49] < @_Lasar> Ah well, with a little luck I'll be still at work over here :/
[20.30.52] < @solios> you're GERMAN. you don't have tomorrow off!
[20.30.53] < @_Lasar> "luck"
[20.31.22] < @_Lasar> No, but I had thursday off.
[20.31.26] < @_Lasar> And took friday off, too.
[20.31.33] < @solios> liederhosen day?
[20.32.10] < @_Lasar> ...
[20.33.13] < @xeno> pweent
[20.43.36] < @xeno> nice
[20.43.48] < @xeno> talking about Canuck know-how on science channel
[20.44.00] < @xeno> canadian designed *weather station* onboard Phoenix
[20.44.16] < @solios> :o
[20.44.27] < @xeno> i require a weatherwidget!
[20.45.05] < @xeno> how awesome would that be? Today on Mars: motherFUCKING cold, and windy. Clear skies, high -22F.
[20.45.27] < @solios> dude, a martian weatherometerthingy would rock.
[20.45.39] < @solios> I'd totally put the five day forecast in my bookmarks.
[20.50.24] < @xeno> fucking a
[20.50.30] < @xeno> did you hear the thing about the flight ops?
[20.51.37] < @solios> 'everyone within the sound of my voice, acknowledge these guys' ?
[20.51.48] < @xeno> yeah
[20.51.50] < @xeno> that was great
[20.51.52] < @solios> ++
[20.52.04] < @xeno> i clapped along
[20.52.05] < @xeno> :D
[20.52.08] < @_Lasar> ?
[20.52.15] < @solios> \m/
[20.54.12] < @solios> audio keeps freaking out on me here.
[20.54.34] < @xeno> sounds like your fucking alarm clock
[20.54.44] < @xeno> i had it cranked so i could hear it from the kitchen while i did dishes
[20.54.47] < @xeno> and it asplode
[20.55.17] < @solios> yes
[20.56.23] < @xeno> venting successful
[20.56.26] < @xeno> heh
[20.56.40] < @xeno> comm problems in mission control > comm problems with Phoenix
[20.56.57] < @xeno> OW FUCK
[21.00.24] < @_Lasar> ?!
[21.01.34] < @_Lasar> haha.
[21.01.42] < @_Lasar> They're doing group shots in the control center.
[21.06.44] < @xeno> PICS
[21.06.45] < @xeno> I NEED PICS
[21.07.08] < @xeno> what data has been retrieved?
[21.07.13] < @_Lasar> Yeah.
[21.07.16] < @_Lasar> I want datas!
[21.21.18] < @solios> wherethe hell is the audio
[21.24.11] < @_Lasar> I guess there isn't any.
[21.25.05] < @_Lasar> But the new program should come up in a few.
[21.25.14] < @_Lasar> Let's hope it has pictures.
[21.30.40] < @_Lasar> There it is.
[21.30.43] < @_Lasar> WIth oodio.
[21.31.13] < @solios> woo!
[21.31.40] < @_Lasar> DOWNLINK
[21.32.09] < @_Lasar> haha
[21.32.18] < @_Lasar> the dude apparently has no idea he's on video :)
[21.32.44] < @xeno> or maybe he *does*
[21.33.45] < @solios> these informations are temporary
[21.34.31] < @_Lasar> Smith again
[21.34.46] < @_Lasar> solios: yeah, THAT'S how much datas they are getting.
[21.34.52] < @solios> :o
[21.35.43] < @_Lasar> "Then we got signal"
[21.37.43] < @_Lasar> THE SCOOP ON MARS POOP
[21.37.53] < @solios> @_@
[21.39.19] < @xeno> haha
[21.39.24] < @xeno> fucking lockheed martin
[21.39.26] < @xeno> fuck those guys
[21.39.32] < @xeno> that's the tone of his voice
[21.39.33] < @xeno> it rocks
[21.39.37] < @_Lasar> Yeah :)
[21.40.01] < @_Lasar> "Their shit is scattered across the planet now."
[21.40.06] < @_Lasar> huh
[21.40.09] * @solios waits for the sarlaac to eat the probe
[21.40.10] < @_Lasar> Those solar panels are huge
[21.40.39] < @xeno> damn those guys really scurry >_>
[21.45.26] < @_Lasar> I can has pictures?
[21.47.29] < @_Lasar> datas!
[21.48.14] < @xeno> images!
[21.48.41] < @solios> any time now!
[21.48.54] < @xeno> that's awesome, i thought she said Damocles
[21.50.05] < @solios> same
[21.51.52] < @xeno> uh
[21.52.20] < @xeno> well goddamn LET US SEE THEM
[21.52.29] < @_Lasar> Srsly.
[21.52.33] < @_Lasar> STOP HOARDING THEM
[21.52.36] < @xeno> i was peering at their monitors
[21.52.53] < @_Lasar> *peeing
[21.52.57] < @xeno> they can't show us yet, have to sanitize them first
[21.53.16] < @xeno> THE MIC WAS IN THE SHOT
[21.53.17] < @_Lasar> Yeah.
[21.53.18] < @solios> gotta shop out the aliens
[21.53.22] < @_Lasar> Photoshop out the monsters.
[21.53.24] < @_Lasar> :)
[21.53.34] < @xeno> well they're all clapping
[21.53.45] < @_Lasar> Removing citiscape: 50% done
[21.53.50] < @xeno> heh
[21.54.08] < @_Lasar> Blurring out Coke cans: In Progress
[21.54.14] < @xeno> "Quick, get something from Spirit we haven't spooged onto the web yet! They won't know the fucking difference."
[21.54.23] < @_Lasar> !
[21.54.30] < @_Lasar> Pics
[21.54.38] < @xeno> i see no pics :(
[21.54.45] < @xeno> just ajklsdfas
[21.54.48] < @xeno> hahahahaha
[21.54.52] < @xeno> well, we asked for them
[21.55.08] < @solios> mars is flat.
[21.55.09] < @xeno> LIVE NEWS CONFERENCE AP REPORTING: MARS HAS UMBRELLAS
[21.55.15] < @solios> it's like Ohio. In space.
[21.55.21] < @xeno> and a Viper o_o
[21.55.22] < @_Lasar> IN SPAAAAACE
[21.55.24] < @xeno> i seed it.
[21.55.46] < @xeno> trying to read the text in the top right
[21.55.52] < @xeno> SSL_Right
[21.56.01] < @xeno> Filter: SSL_RI_672NM
[21.56.19] < @xeno> fucking scientists and their fucking acronyms
[21.56.20] < @xeno> and hugging.
[21.56.21] < @_Lasar> I think it's SSI_
[21.56.31] < @xeno> could be
[21.56.46] < @xeno> except third line down is definately SSLL
[21.56.48] < @xeno> so.
[21.56.59] < @xeno> could probably google
[21.57.54] < @xeno> Solid State Imaging
[21.58.55] < @xeno> gah, now my audio and video are out of synch >_<
[21.59.08] < @xeno> fagbot: doot the bio barrier
[21.59.09] < +fagbot> MAKE HATE, NOT LOVE!
[21.59.17] < @xeno> i wonder if that's anything like a dental dam
[22.00.43] < @solios> I love how every time he talks about something that isn't the solar panels, they show the picture of the solar panels.
[22.00.49] < @xeno> yes
[22.02.18] < @xeno> scooping++
[22.02.54] < @solios> pooping++
[22.03.02] < @solios> (poop scooping)--
[22.03.12] < @solios> bbl
[22.03.13] * @solios &
[22.03.14] < @xeno> (scoop pooping)++
[22.03.21] < @solios> XD
[22.04.42] < @_Lasar> Awesomeness.
[22.04.46] * @_Lasar goes the fuck to bed.
[22.04.47] < @_Lasar> 4am :/
[22.04.55] < @_Lasar> I hope I can sleep.
[22.05.13] < @_Lasar> Yesterday I went back to bed at 6am after not being able to snooze off.
[22.05.17] < @_Lasar> See you later!
[22.15.30] < @xeno> that's all folks