[19.14.49] < xeno> (midget-zombie centrifuge-of-doom)++
[19.17.25] < solios> o_o
[19.17.31] < solios> there aren't enough midget zombies.
[19.17.36] < solios> there just aren't.
[19.17.58] < solios> I made green. o_o
[19.18.03] < xeno> that's because of the midget-zombie centrifuges-of-doom :(
[19.18.25] < xeno> they have no natural defenses against them
[19.18.31] < solios> true
[19.18.51] < solios> few things do
[19.19.02] < ejp> cats do.
[19.19.02] < solios> shoving is the answer
[19.19.14] < ejp> every tried to put a cat in one of those devices? NOT EASY.
[19.19.18] < ejp> *ever
[19.19.33] < solios> indeed.
[19.19.36] * solios has scars.
[19.19.59] < xeno> they fit better if you cut them up into more manageanle portions
[19.20.09] < ejp> it's the fitting. it's the will.
[19.20.15] < solios> so the midget zombies have something to eat
[19.20.39] < ejp> CatSnack from snacks! Now in Nacho Cheese and Taco flavors!

[19.21.25] < xeno> i think we've made a fatal misinterpretation
[19.21.57] < xeno> what if the midget-zombies aren't centrifuge-of-doomed by the centrifuges-of-doom
[19.22.09] < xeno> what if they *pilot* them? O_O
[19.22.21] < xeno> that's a whole other bucket of lollipops then
[19.22.22] < ejp> so? I can outrun one. plus I wouldn't fint.
[19.22.25] < ejp> fit
[19.22.47] < solios> you say that now.
[19.23.01] < solios> xeno: they snagged the contract from the ntswanians?
[19.24.02] < xeno> ntswa is the primary supplier of illegal zombie technology
[19.24.04] < xeno> it is Known
[19.24.27] < solios> huh.
[19.24.33] < xeno> i think Clarence was their CTO :|
[19.24.54] < solios> s/was/is/
[19.25.03] < xeno> he made a wheelbarrow out of a round he cut from the end of a log, a sink out of a bathroom vanity and 2 sticks he found by the chicken coops.
[19.25.09] < xeno> AND IT WORKED.
[19.25.11] < xeno> that's not right.
[19.25.24] < solios> clarence++
[19.25.29] < xeno> clarence++
[19.25.57] < xeno> and don't forget the tractor.
[19.26.11] < xeno> with the cinderblock where the engine should have been
[19.26.14] < solios> fagbot: doot the tractor
[19.26.14] ONLY ONE WORD DESCRIBES E-COMMERCE: CYBER CALI FRAGIL ISTIC EXPIALI DOCIOUS!!!!!!
[19.26.17] < ejp> why isn't that right? that's all a wheelbarrow IS!
[19.26.29] < solios> you didn't see the log
[19.26.35] < xeno> you didn't see the sticks
[19.26.50] < xeno> and you definately never saw the great gaping hole in the 2nd bathroom where the sink used to be
[19.26.52] < ejp> I try to avoid the log
[19.27.08] * solios has changed the topic to '<@ejp> I try to avoid the log'
[19.27.08] * xeno has changed the topic to '< ejp> I try to avoid the log'
[19.27.11] < xeno> XD
[19.27.14] < ejp> ...