15:08 <@solios> xeno: apparently there's going to be a rambo 5
15:08 <@solios> and 6
15:08 < mdxi> HOLLYWOOD: NEVER STOP WHILE YOU'RE AHEAD
15:08 <@ejp> as long as they never make another indiana jones, I'm ok
15:08 <@ejp> god that sucked
15:08 < mdxi> i told you fools not to watch it
15:08 < mdxi> you never listen to me
15:08 <@solios> I did anyway.
15:08 <@solios> It was...
15:08 <@ejp> mdxi: it's not you.
15:08 <@ejp> I just never listen
15:08 <@solios> uh.
15:09 <@solios> the fridge thing was cool.
15:09 <@ejp> solios: that was the last cool thing in the movie.
15:09 <@ejp> so really, it was a webisode. at best.
15:11 <@solios> yeah
15:11 <@solios> I still think a good one could be made. Much as I hate to say it, it needs less spielberg and more lucas.
15:12 <@ejp> diaf
15:12 < mdxi> s/more/less/
15:12 < mdxi> then
15:12 < mdxi> s/less/no/g
15:12 * solios finds spielberg's trope box to be stale and his attempts at slapstick to be painful.
15:13 <@solios> lucas just gets so wound up in Big Huge VFX that he forgets about that shit.
15:13 <@solios> so it'll suck anyway - we just won't be subjected to bullshit reaction shots of groundhogs.
15:13 < mdxi> ROGERROGER
15:13 <@ejp> see, that I don't mind.
15:14 < mdxi> jarjar
15:14 <@solios> yeah, but he does it in like EVERY movie
15:14 <@ejp> it's the GOD DAMN STUPID PREDECIABLE SHITTY ALIEN CG that I take issue with
15:14 < mdxi> flying jew elephant-bugs
15:14 <@solios> I think he's still getting over schindler's list or something
15:14 <@ejp> I spent the whole movie waiting for STUPID ALIEN and yet, I was still amazed at the stupid
15:15 <@solios> mdxi: the point I'm sort of trying to make is that I'd prefer Lucas's brand of overfed-ego awful to spielberg's over-formulated hyperpredictability.
15:16 < mdxi> HONORABLE JEDI MASTERS WELCOME TO TRADE FEDERATION SUPER GUANGDONG BUFFET, $5.99 LUNCH SPECIAL! YES, SPRINGROLL INCLUDED. WHAT SOUP YOU LIKE?
15:16 <@xeno> i'd prefer we stop talking about it during dinner time
15:16 <@xeno> TRYING TO EAT HERE.
15:16 <@xeno> fuckers interfering with my digestion
15:17 < mdxi> i prefer that lucas and spielberg be thrown in a trash compactor
15:17 < mdxi> and then the copactor is thrown out of a cargo plane
15:17 < mdxi> into a volcano
15:17 < mdxi> which is a nuclear bomb test site
15:18 <@xeno> mdxi: SPOILERS
15:18 <@xeno> damn dude, seriously.
15:18 <@xeno> you probably just gave away the plot to American Graffiti 2.
15:18 <@solios> mdxi: dude, the ocean.
15:19 <@solios> we throw it into a nuclear volcano and the fucking THETANS WILL GET OUT
15:19 <@solios> :(
15:19 <@xeno> ur a thetan
15:19 <@xeno> a CRETIN THETAN
15:19 <@solios> nou
15:19 < mdxi> solios: that's ok because then a meteor slams into the underwater-nuke-cano
15:19 < mdxi> and bruce willis is the last living human
15:20 < mdxi> kept company by the ghost of jeff goldblum
15:20 <@xeno> now that part, that i'd watch.
15:20 <@xeno> that would fucking rule.
15:20 <@xeno> just that.
15:20 <@xeno> they're stuck in A Room
15:20 <@xeno> maybe A House.
15:20 <@solios> with a moose.
15:20 <@xeno> yes.
15:20 <@xeno> played expertly by Rosie O'Donnell
15:21 < mdxi> i was gonna say "a sentient Dig-Dug cabinet voiced by Walter Mathau"