Alvin

posted 2006.01.20 at 18:27 by solios

12:55 <@solios> the scene that comes to mind is no-context cut.
12:55 <@xeno> holding up his little chibi arms going Stop, in the name of the l- and the Sabrosa goes THWUD right on him
12:55 <@solios> beef gets up.
12:55 <@solios> beef puts on hat.
12:55 <@solios> < beef> ugh.
12:55 <@solios> * beef looks up.
12:55 <@solios> (headlights)
12:55 <@solios> < beef> ...
12:55 <@xeno> and Alvin runs over him.
12:55 <@solios> (car) BLAM!
12:55 <@ejp> the chipmunk?
12:55 <@xeno> you could get like 14 chapters out of that.
12:55 <@solios> sfrgkjhljkrrrrabetnhiouf/
12:55 <@xeno> >:)
12:55 <@solios> xeno++
12:55 <@solios> xeno++
12:55 <@solios> xeno++
12:55 <@solios> xeno++
12:55 <@solios> xeno++
12:55 <@solios> it would bel
12:55 <@solios> kjdhasfgjk
12:55 <@solios> xeno++
12:56 <@xeno> <- dying
12:56 <@xeno> ejp: quick explanation - you know how Einstein postulated that at the speed of light, everything slows to an Almost Stop?
12:56 <@xeno> well, Alvin is the exact opposite
12:56 <@solios> :D
12:57 * xeno cannot and will not explain it any better than that
12:57 <@xeno> well, other than to say also: he drove a yellow CJ5
12:57 <@xeno> and as i walked to dan's house, or vice versa, we would routinely pass him
12:57 <@solios> "drove" isn't the word for it.
12:58 <@solios> "steered it while entropy sucked it along" is a little more accurate.
12:58 <@xeno> and what i mean by pass him is, i'd be walking. and he'd be... on the road. and i'd go to dan's. and kill the princess with mog. and then walk back home. and he'd be almost past where i passed him
12:58 <@solios> Alvin++
12:58 <@xeno> Alvin++
12:58 <@ejp> o_o
12:59 <@solios> he never drove faster than 5mph.
12:59 <@xeno> also, there's this: < solios> He died. < xeno> Are they sure?
12:59 <@solios> and he drove in the exact middle of the road.
12:59 <@solios> xeno: I think he just got Even Slower.
12:59 <@xeno> inconceivable.
12:59 <@solios> :)
13:00 <@xeno> i've seen riverbeds erode faster than he jeeped.
13:00 <@solios> he jeeped so slow he japed.
13:00 <@xeno> we're talking geological speeds here.
13:01 <@xeno> maybe... maybe he was a time traveller.
13:01 <@xeno> that godawful yellow colour HAD to be from the future.
13:01 <@solios> or the past.
13:01 <@solios> you think a T-Rex would stomp him in that thing?
13:01 <@xeno> and he wasn't driving slowly, he was winking in and out of our space-time continuum and it just *looked* like he was going Slow.
13:02 <@xeno> he was probably a Clarencian and was assigned with Keeping Tabs
13:02 <@xeno> and that's why we always saw him.
13:02 <@ejp> have you considered the possibility you two were just dropped on your heads a lot when infants?
13:03 <@xeno> that's not just a possibility. we've both been informed of the fact.
13:03 <@xeno> actually, s/dropped/thrown/ would be more accurate
13:04 <@ejp> parents must have been trying to get the devil out
13:04 <@solios> at ballistic velocities.