Condoms

posted 2004.02.18 at 17:14 by solios

14:06 < xeno> they don't fit, k? k. :|
14:08 < solios> k. :|
14:08 < solios> you could, like, stick your nads in the blender.
14:08 < xeno> dude
14:08 < xeno> they makeasdfksjdfa
14:08 < xeno> o_O
14:09 < xeno> they make mr. wonderful turn purple
14:09 < xeno> and I can never pull them on more than halfway
14:09 < xeno> and buying magnums is out, because it's embarrassing
14:09 < xeno> plus, the magnum means length, not width
14:09 < solios> buy horse condoms. :P
14:10 < solios> regular condoms are tight. :|
14:10 < xeno> LOL!
14:10 < xeno> horse condoms
14:10 < xeno> I doubt they make those
14:11 < solios> They do.
14:11 < xeno> yes, but they'd be a few inches too long
14:12 < solios> roll them up.
14:12 < solios> like pants.
14:13 * xeno falls over