It's not a job, it's an adventure.

posted 2005.03.16 at 04:04 by solios

01:00 <@xeno> military NEVER contacted her about service
01:00 <@xeno> and only contacted me once
01:00 <@solios> O_o
01:00 <@xeno> from each branch
01:00 <@solios> they wouldn't let up o nme.
01:00 <@solios> < navy> COME WORK ON A NUKESUB!
01:00 <@solios> < me> DID YOU SEE MY MATH SCORES?
01:01 <@solios> < navy> WHAT math scores?
01:01 <@solios> < me> SEE?!
01:01 <@xeno> and each time, i told them EXACTLY what i thought about it.
01:01 <@xeno> and by the time i was done, they were O_O
01:01 <@solios> the assfags called me on holiday break. >:|
01:01 <@solios> I think they were on my ass for two reasons:
01:01 <@xeno> one was the recruiter guy at the high school
01:01 <@solios> 1. assfap of YES
01:01 <@xeno> the others were via phone
01:01 <@solios> 2. MPU is ex USAFSS.
01:02 <@xeno> yep.
01:02 <@solios> < us.mil> he spawned.
01:02 <@xeno> and they let me alone for reasons stated
01:02 <@solios> < us.mil> we can make it better. stronger. faster.
01:02 <@xeno> < solios> THIS IS MY IMAC THIS IS MY GUN
01:03 <@solios> < solios> no thanks. I'm going to go to art school, crossdress, get raped, go completely fucking insane for a few years, do a few thousand dollars worth of drugs, become an acoholic, acquire permanent brain damage and start a webcomic.
01:03 <@xeno> < solios> THIS IS PR0N AND THIS IS FOR... PR0N.
01:03 <@solios> < us.mil> ...
01:03 <@xeno> hahaha
01:03 <@xeno> < us.mil> SEE?
01:03 <@xeno> i wouldn't have passed the physicals anyway
01:03 <@xeno> i get motion sick on a fucking bicycle, for one thing
01:04 <@solios> jebus. you were drinking a keg a day at that point.
01:04 <@xeno> and for another, i have NO arches
01:04 <@xeno> flat-footed doesn't even describe it
01:04 <@solios> and I was in better shape than most people.
01:04 <@xeno> yep.
01:04 <@xeno> we were awesome
01:04 <@xeno> now we're just... awesomer.