From the Archives: Here Piggy, Piggy

posted 2004.12.04 at 00:13 by xeno

Original log date: 14 February, 2004 22.59

[22.50.04] < xeno> so, I got pulled over
[22.50.15] < xeno> or rather, I was followed into the gas station
[22.50.21] < xeno> < pig> in a hurry?
[22.50.24] < xeno> < xeno> uh...
[22.50.33] < xeno> < pig> pulling in here was a last thought, huh?
[22.50.50] < xeno> < xeno> uh... oh. Yeah, I forgot I had to get money at the mac machine. Why?
[22.51.00] < xeno> < pig> well, you cut across two lanes and forgot to signal
[22.51.06] < xeno> < xeno> BLAR
[22.51.20] < xeno> * xeno ALWAYS signals
[22.51.27] < xeno> < pig> also, your headlight is out
[22.51.44] < xeno> < xeno> yeah, I think the connection is loose, it comes and goes
[22.51.48] < xeno> * xeno bumps headlight
[22.51.52] < xeno> < headlight> O_O
[22.51.57] < xeno> < xeno> see?
[22.52.09] < xeno> < pig> also, your inspection is expired
[22.52.13] < xeno> < xeno> >.<
[22.52.21] < xeno> < xeno> yar, I just noticed the other day
[22.52.27] < xeno> < pig> also, your registration is expired
[22.52.29] < xeno> < xeno> er...
[22.52.41] < xeno> < pig> also, you have a broken taillight
[22.52.44] < xeno> < xeno> uh...
[22.52.48] < xeno> * xeno looks
[22.52.51] < xeno> < xeno> >.<
[22.53.02] < xeno> < pig> license please
[22.53.07] < xeno> * xeno hands over license
[22.53.16] < xeno> < pig> liberty huh? long way from home aren't you?
[22.53.27] < xeno> * xeno hands pig change of address card
[22.53.30] < xeno> < pig> ah.
[22.53.52] < xeno> < pig> you said you were getting money out, right? Go ahead, I have to look some things up
[22.53.54] < xeno> < xeno> k.
[22.53.57] < xeno> * xeno goes

[22.54.04] < xeno> * xeno comes back
[22.54.14] < xeno> < pig> you've done this before, haven't you?
[22.54.34] < xeno> < xeno> yeah, when I was a kid I was driving w/o insurance and such
[22.54.45] < xeno> < pig> yes, no insurance, stolen plates, no inspection
[22.54.52] < solios> xeno: !
[22.54.57] < xeno> < pig> you know, the law says if you do it again, you get 15 days
[22.55.00] < xeno> < xeno> ...
[22.55.19] < xeno> < pig> you're lucky I'm in a good mood
[22.55.30] < xeno> * pig hands xeno fine for inspection and warning for headlight
[22.55.31] < @panner> I think 15 days is for a judge to decide
[22.55.50] < xeno> panner: no, he was very clear. 15 days IN JAIL.
[22.56.00] < xeno> He explained that it stays on my permanent record
[22.56.11] < xeno> I just realised probably the only thing that saved me was that my insurance is current
[22.56.48] < xeno> anyway, he didn't fine me for the registration, as it's only a few days, and the reason I didn't get the notice was because I'd never changed the address and the envelope says DO NOT FORWARD
[22.57.10] < xeno> < xeno> So, if I continue to drive and do what I planned...
[22.57.22] < xeno> < pig> I'm not going to send anyone after you, don't worry about that.
[22.57.25] < xeno> < pig> you have one hour
[22.57.31] < xeno> exuent xeno
[22.57.51] < xeno> solios: do note for LoC
[22.58.00] < xeno> because in LoC, piggy gets shot
[22.58.02] < solios> xeno: I think this one's all yours.
[22.58.07] < xeno> yes
[22.58.13] < xeno> I said note it, not blog it
[22.58.21] < solios> well, you blog it.
[22.58.24] < xeno> i intend to
[22.58.25] < xeno> later
[22.58.29] < xeno> after I shoot things for a while

It's been a while for a while now.