Leaky

posted 2006.09.07 at 14:46 by solios

11:26 < xeno> i need first aid for shock
11:26 < xeno> that can be sel-administered
11:26 < solios> shock?
11:26 < xeno> i' serious; any advice?
11:26 < solios> as in gassed by pootonium, or electrical?
11:26 < solios> or?
11:26 < solios> dammit, are you dying again?
11:26 < xeno> no, as in hgot a wound and am in shocjk
11:27 < solios> O_o
11:27 < solios> you lose an arm?
11:27 < solios> or a nad?
11:27 <@ejp> IRC is a bad idea. 911 is a much better one.

11:27 < solios> dial 911 before you bleed to death.
11:27 < vai> xeno: sugar + water if nothing else.
11:27 < vai> but yeah. Get someone real.
11:28 < solios> or just bleed out.
11:28 < solios> blood loss is a pretty neat high.
11:29 < drusilla> www.drugs.com/enc/shock.html
11:31 < xeno> cold weytt towel on neck == Better
11:31 < xeno> i'm typinf left handed
11:31 <@john> wtf did you do?
11:31 < xeno> qwaiting on kewlly to get home, then hweading to hoaspital
11:31 < drusilla> xeno: call 911 yet?
11:31 <@john> wtf did you do?!
11:32 < xeno> drusilla: not that bad
11:32 < vai> jerking injury.
11:32 < xeno> cut my middle finger
11:32 < xeno> rght hand
11:32 <@ejp> told you not to work on the garbage disposal without disconnecting it.
11:32 < drusilla> if you're actualyl in shock, then it is that bad.
11:32 < xeno> i ws takinbg the sheet off steven's bedc and it was stuck
11:32 < xeno> yanked on it and ut came loose witrgh force
11:33 < xeno> my hand wammed into the ligjht fixture
11:33 < xeno> and i was like oh that fuvking HURT
11:33 < xeno> and then i noticed the sprayinhg
11:34 < xeno> drusilla: it might ber an omg is thst blood? *thud** reaction
11:34 < xeno> see, i rarely leak
11:34 < xeno> tjhe worst thing i've ever had wasa cut on my lip from playing hockey
11:35 < xeno> i've got the bleeding stopped, and i feel functionsal
11:35 < solios> I ripped the shit out of my right knuckle awhile back.
11:35 < xeno> canb't type for shit lefty-handed though
11:35 < solios> wrap it and put lots of pressure on it.
11:35 < xeno> i'm pretty sure i mostly cut it oiff'
11:36 < solios> oiff'--
11:36 < xeno> as i cannoit feel it nor move itr all
11:36 < solios> dude, your MIDDLE finger?
11:36 < xeno> :((
11:36 < solios> you're going to have a cast on your MIDDLE finger?
11:36 < xeno> yes1
11:36 < solios> you win.
11:36 < xeno> i might not evenb *have* a middle fingrer
11:36 < solios> :o
11:37 <@ejp> that'd suck.
11:37 < xeno> XD
11:37 < xeno> < steven> oh daddy can i see?
11:37 < xeno> < xeno> no buddy you don't want to see it
11:38 < xeno> < xeno> daddy chopped his finger off
11:38 < xeno> < steven> oh man
11:38 < xeno> aw fuck NOW it hurts
11:38 < solios> fagbot: doot xeno
11:38 < fagbot> HEE HEE....COCK BOAT
11:38 <@ejp> yes, I imagine it'll be doing a lot of that.
11:38 < solios> okay, good. you're not going to die, then.
11:38 < solios> shock is when it doesn't.
11:39 < xeno> fagbot: doot meatsacks
11:39 < fagbot> EXCUSE ME LADY BUT THAT DOORKNOB OVER THERE NEEDS TO KNOW IF YOU THINK I'M CUTE
11:40 <@ejp> my meatsack is Reinforced.
11:40 < solios> xeno: get the kids, leave a note, go to the doctor.
11:40 < xeno> s/Reinforced/Cushioned/
11:40 < xeno> ;
11:40 * ejp flips xeno off
11:40 < solios> snark == not dying.
11:40 < xeno> solios: and i drive... how?
11:41 <@ejp> like the rest of america, with your knees
11:41 < xeno> kelly'll be here in a few more minuted
11:41 < solios> get steven to do it.
11:41 < xeno> then i'll probably *have* to go to the hospital
11:41 < solios> that's the idea.
11:42 < xeno> :|
11:42 < xeno> but it's stopped bleeding!
11:42 < solios> \o/
11:42 < xeno> or i'm out of fluid
11:43 < solios> doubtful
11:43 < xeno> either weay, juist as good
11:43 < xeno> tjhe bathroom and hallway look awesome now