On RPGs

posted 2004.06.25 at 02:05 by xeno

[01.55.03] < mdxi> Jesus Howard Christ, there's FFXII doujin
[01.55.28] < solios> :o
[01.55.33] < solios> NOT SURPRISED
[01.56.12] < solios> woohoo.
[01.56.24] < mdxi> game totally doesn't exist yet. NOT A PROBLEM, SIR!
[01.56.32] < solios> hole bunch more people deed as iraq continues to rip itself apart, and now iran is back to enriching uranium.
[01.56.34] < mdxi> never too early to fap over a square girl
[01.56.39] < solios> gah.
[01.56.44] < solios> I remember the golden age.
[01.56.50] < solios> BEFORE AERIS.
[01.57.16] < solios> you will, for example, find it exceedingly difficult to encounter Tera or Celes pr0n.
[01.57.28] < @ejp> fagbot: 8ball did we just fuck Iraq up worse?
[01.57.29] * fagbot shakes the psychic black sphere...
[01.57.29] < fagbot> It says 'Yes Definitely,' ejp
[01.57.39] < solios> ejp: that was the idea.
[01.58.02] < solios> ejp: rip them down to the point where they're hopelessly dependant on outside influence to even light the stove.
[01.58.07] < solios> also.
[01.58.25] < solios> the only post-VI FF girl I've ever pichunted was Lulu.
[01.58.29] < solios> Or whatever her name is.
[01.58.42] < solios> The chick with the crazy hair and the moogles up her skirt.
[01.58.46] < mdxi> lulu
[01.58.53] * solios never played the associated FF.
[01.58.56] < mdxi> who was hawt
[01.58.59] < solios> yar
[01.59.11] < solios> ain't playing an FF for her, though.
[01.59.14] < xeno> whoa, wtf
[01.59.22] < xeno> i go away for a bit and suddenly you all geek out

[01.59.28] < solios> especially since, as usual, the main character is a teenage boy. :P
[01.59.38] < solios> I HAVE HAD IT WITH THE TEENAGE BOYS ALREADY.
[01.59.44] < solios> I AM A HETEROSEXUAL MALE THANK YOU.
[01.59.49] < @ejp> lies
[01.59.57] < solios> I WANT PIXELATED TEENAGE GIRL ASS TO STARE AT PLZ.
[02.00.25] < mdxi> http://mdxi.collapsar.net/cruft/ff12-hentai-already.jpg
[02.00.52] < solios> I mean, GODDAMMIT. Name me ONE RPG (not FF VI) that does NOT have a Young Male Protagonist.
[02.01.04] < mdxi> Wild Arms 3
[02.01.08] < @ejp> Tildedot
[02.01.08] < mdxi> young FEMALE
[02.01.14] < xeno> ejp++
[02.01.20] < mdxi> FFX-2 (three young females)
[02.01.33] < solios> yeah, but that sucked ass by all reports.
[02.01.37] < xeno> Lunar Star Super omega saga whatever
[02.01.49] < solios> hm.
[02.01.50] < xeno> Star Ocean had both a male and female protagonist
[02.01.56] < solios> yeah, but that SERIES has a Blue Haired Male.
[02.02.01] < xeno> well, yes
[02.02.04] < xeno> japanese, you see
[02.02.04] < solios> christ, I rmeember when we couldn't get away from those.
[02.02.06] < solios> EVER.
[02.02.08] < solios> yeah.
[02.02.09] < mdxi> Lunar: Super Star Ocean Alpha Story Final GX Third Mix
[02.02.14] < solios> SO is an exception.
[02.02.16] < xeno> they're either blue-haired or silver/white/grey-haired
[02.02.20] < solios> mdxi: ULTRA II TURBO
[02.02.25] < solios> mdxi: SPECIAL CHAMPION EDITION
[02.02.29] < solios> mdxi: ESQUIRE.
[02.02.31] < xeno> and if they're silver/white/grey-haired, they're the bad guy
[02.02.32] < @john> doot
[02.02.38] < @john> xeno, botsnack
[02.02.40] < mdxi> i can't think of any gamed with OLD WOMEN as protags
[02.02.40] < solios> xeno: I noticed.
[02.02.44] < xeno> thank you jon
[02.02.47] < xeno> JOHN
[02.02.50] < solios> hm.
[02.02.55] < solios> me neither.
[02.03.00] < solios> but then, I'm not into geriatrics.
[02.03.05] < solios> Quite the opposite.
[02.03.11] < mdxi> come on though, that image is hilarious.
[02.03.11] < xeno> "i'm looking for an oold woman, haach, in the middle of nowhar."
[02.03.15] < xeno> fagbot: doot for Bill
[02.03.16] < fagbot> All with new covers by Boris Vallejo, done in soothing shades of orange
[02.03.16] < mdxi> unfortunately, the rest is not
[02.03.18] < solios> dfskljghsjkdfghlaerhlgjkh
[02.03.19] < xeno> >.<
[02.03.22] < solios> BILL IS GOD
[02.03.27] < solios> xeno++
[02.03.28] < @john> all I'm looking for is a good corpse for some hot mung action
[02.03.31] < xeno> Bill plays Payne in the movie
[02.03.37] < solios> :>