Scientific Method

posted 2007.09.13 at 00:12 by xeno

[10.20.41] < xeno> so, last week i went through an entire case of Yuengling Light in a day and a half and suffered no ill effects whatsoever
[10.20.53] < ejp> your ass got bigger.
[10.20.57] < xeno> last night i had a 6 pack of "real beer" and this morning i'm hungover like a mother fucker
[10.21.01] < ejp> hehe
[10.21.08] * xeno stops drinking real beer
[10.21.22] < ejp> you're not supposed to drink 6 of them.
[10.21.29] < xeno> exactly
[10.21.34] < ejp> drink 1-2, then once you can't taste it anyway, drink pissbeer.
[10.22.00] < xeno> and yet friday night i had 13 cans of the yuengling light and not only wasn't hungover the next day, but didn't get even tipsy that night
[10.22.07] < xeno> last night, i was stumbly-drunk
[10.22.10] < xeno> fell up the fucking steps
[10.22.12] < ejp> yup
[10.22.17] < xeno> went to bed at 2315
[10.22.24] < xeno> and didn't wake up til 9
[10.22.28] < xeno> so fuck that.
[10.22.30] < xeno> :|

[10.22.53] < xeno> also, the 6 pack was 6.50 and the light was 13.
[10.23.04] < ejp> like, I can drink a good chunk of a bottle of whiskey/vodka/etc, and be laggy but fine. a couple glasses of wine and I'm *toast*
[10.26.08] < xeno> tannin.
[10.26.17] < xeno> and sugars, possibly
[10.26.57] < ejp> yeah. wine is way more complex chemically.
[10.27.28] < xeno> we should research it!
[10.27.33] * xeno volunteers as the test subject
[10.27.39] < ejp> we need a grant.
[10.27.58] < ejp> sorry, you can't be. your biochem is...nonstandard.
[10.28.14] < xeno> yes.
[10.28.22] < xeno> so we have Control, Test and Random
[10.28.25] < xeno> you can be test.
[10.28.35] < xeno> and we'll use like for Control
[10.28.57] < ejp> y'aller missin a word there.
[10.29.02] < xeno> we'll need a Test of Drunkeness.
[10.29.26] < xeno> and some time standard
[10.29.37] < xeno> say 4 hours.
[10.29.38] < ejp> this is sounding complicated.
[10.29.48] < xeno> hrm.
[10.30.14] < ejp> I vote we Buy Stuff, then Drink It.
[10.30.22] < xeno> \o/
[10.30.40] < ejp> also, we needs Girls. >_>
[10.30.46] * xeno has one
[10.30.59] < ejp> These bitches are for *science*!
[10.31.02] < xeno> and also, we are Not using uglysdflaj;sdfasd
[10.31.04] < xeno> XD