bombs away.

posted 2003.03.05 at 19:28 by solios

19:10 < Xenothaulus> I just got impaled
19:10 < Xenothaulus> By POO!
19:11 < Xenothaulus> Steven just assblasted me into next week.
19:11 < Xenothaulus> He's been cranky all day, and I was thinking maybe it was his belly.
19:11 < Xenothaulus> So I was holding him and rubbing his stomach like Kasha
taught me, and all of a sudden his tummy tightened up and then BLOOMF!
19:11 < Xenothaulus> Billowed his pant legs man.
19:12 * Xenothaulus bows to the Power o' Steven
19:12 < Xenothaulus> Completely drenched my shirt and my lap
19:12 < solios> dude.
19:12 < solios> it's genetic.
19:12 < Xenothaulus> :D
19:12 < solios> HE HAS ASS POWAH!
19:12 < solios> You must teach him to control his power.
19:12 < Xenothaulus> Behold, the power of ASS.
19:12 < Xenothaulus> Yes.
19:13 < solios> And to use it only to influence weather patterns.
19:13 < Xenothaulus> I shall endeavour to do so.
19:13 < Xenothaulus> No, I already do that.
19:13 < Xenothaulus> He needs to find a different use for it.
19:13 < solios> hm.
19:13 < Xenothaulus> I'm thinking something Gambit like
19:13 < solios> earthquake generation?
19:13 < solios> balisstic?
19:13 < solios> ballistic, even.
19:13 < Xenothaulus> exactly
19:13 < Xenothaulus> Explosive even
19:14 < Xenothaulus> ready, aim, fire, that sort of thing
19:14 < solios> You must teach him the Overlord Buttblow.
19:14 < Xenothaulus> ...
19:14 < Xenothaulus> Um... it's genetic
19:14 < solios> It is your greatest technique.
19:14 < Xenothaulus> I goddamn invented it.
19:14 < Xenothaulus> All they did is write about it.
19:16 < Xenothaulus> child's play
19:16 < Xenothaulus> I can do whole forests.
19:16 < Xenothaulus> With the PRELINGERANCE.
19:16 < Xenothaulus> Know that place in Siberia?
19:16 < solios> The swamp behind my hosue doesn't count.
19:16 < Xenothaulus> That was nothing.
19:16 < solios> It's been prelingering since you were four.
19:17 < Xenothaulus> see?
19:17 < solios> dude.
19:17 < Xenothaulus> When he can MELT his living room furniture, from here, two hours ago, then I'll be impressed.
19:17 < solios> I think Dave had the edge on prelingering.
19:17 < solios> Or post lingering anyway.
19:17 < Xenothaulus> Um... Dave.
19:17 < solios> Like this:
19:17 < Xenothaulus> He WAS a prelinger.
19:17 < solios> < dave> BRUMP!
19:17 < solios> ten days later:
19:17 < solios> < liberty> OMFG!
19:17 < Xenothaulus> Brump brump brump brump...
19:17 < solios> * liberty dies.
19:18 < Xenothaulus> you forgot the echoes
19:18 < solios> no, I didn't.
19:18 < solios> I can still hear them.
19:18 < Xenothaulus> yooasdfl;kjasdflkj
19:18 < Xenothaulus> ROFL
19:18 < Xenothaulus> oh yeah
19:19 < solios> actually.
19:19 < solios> Dave doesn't count.
19:20 < solios> That's like crediting uranium with radiation.
19:20 < solios> skankass isn't ass fu.
19:24 < solios> ASSHOLE LA MIO!
19:26 < solios> damned echos.