Adventures in Oakland
posted 2005.09.18 at 22:59 by xeno
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The Glorious, Awesome Adventure of xenolios
Featuring
the ACADEMICOCK
solios
Fuel & Fuddle
xeno
Special Guest Star
Soundtrack
Shirley and Spinoza
xenopod
maniac
PPAC
Mike Seeger
Act I:
xeno leaves. xeno gets Ohled. lightning. xeno arrives. Thunder. RAIN. poop. Fuel & Fuddle. port-a-pee. Southside. FF:AC. poogas. sleep.
Act B:
1pm. No-Doz. Sugar-Free Red Bull. sammich. shoes. park. Segway. Kiva. blisters. park. keys. MOON. Fuel & Fuddle. wino. gothnite. port-a-pee. park. the 14th hole. Southside. sleep.
Finale:
7am. 11am. Fuel & Fuddle. park. SegwayS. Velcro Fly. Southside. bookstore. exuent xeno.
Consumption:
xeno: 53 cigarettes. beer. scotch. campfire steak & potatoes. rasta pasta. sausage and provolone egg head omelette. black forest coffee. sammich. chips. No-Doz. Sugar-Free Red Bull. Lipton Iced Green Tea w/Citrus. water. $178.solios: NO cigarettes. jack and coke. Sugar-Free Sobe Adrenaline Rush. Sugar-Free Red Bull. ground buffalo steak burger. black forest coffee. bagel. No-Doz. crackers. hangover helper. chips. water. $97.
Distance:
Taurus: 663km
feet: ~40km
Words:
awesome. glorious. heh-heh. dammit. suck. uh. pooga. gawdam.