A Warm Place

posted 2007.10.04 at 16:52 by solios

13:04 <@solios> Oct 4 1976
13:04 <@solios> Earl Butz, President Ford's Secretary of Agriculture, is forced to resign after newspapers print a comment he made regarding race relations: "I'll tell you what the coloreds want. It's three things: first, a tight pussy; second, loose shoes; and third, a warm place to shit."
13:04 <@solios> O_O
13:05 <@ejp> oddly, it's the same thing the whites want.
13:06 <@solios> indeed.
13:06 <@solios> a cold place to shit sucks.
13:06 <@_Lasar> any standard issue man wants those things.
13:06 <@_Lasar> And something to read in the warm place, please.
13:06 <@ejp> solios: because of scardysphincter.
13:07 <@solios> _Lasar: indeed.
13:07 <@solios> pooping without reading material or portable electronics is substantially less enjoyable.
13:08 <@ejp> I've never understood that.
13:08 * ejp speedpoops.
13:08 <@solios> reading while shitting?
13:08 <@ejp> 5 minutes, TOPS.
13:08 <@solios> so do I sometimes.
13:08 * _Lasar leisurepoops
13:08 <@ejp> normally 2.
13:08 <@solios> I mix it up.
13:08 <@_Lasar> Ew.
13:08 <@_Lasar> Fag.
13:08 <@ejp> it's not a comfortable seat.
13:08 <@solios> like, if I have to shit during work hours? Leisurepoop.
13:08 <@solios> maybe gain a few levels in whatever final fantasy is in the GBA slot or something.
13:09 <@ejp> odd.
13:15 <@solios> dude, it's getting paid by the hour to shit.
13:16 <@solios> why would NOT take your time and do it right?
13:16 <@ejp> computering is more fun.
13:16 <@solios> eh.
13:16 <@solios> it's the little things.
13:17 * _Lasar computers practically all his waking hours.
13:17 <@_Lasar> So I can take my time taking a dump
13:17 <@ejp> you're german. you have POOP LEDGES. speak me no more to me.
13:17 <@_Lasar> Are we still talking about this?
13:18 <@solios> your poop ledges are lodged in our subconscious.
13:18 <@ejp> the ledges are forever.
13:18 <@_Lasar> Ledge not talk about this anymore.
13:19 <@ejp> MY LEDGE STILL BURNS!
13:19 <@ejp> k. I'm done now.
13:19 <@solios> I'll bet it does.
13:19 <@_Lasar> Ledge toilets suck because you always have to fear the dump-pile reacking up to your ass.
13:19 <@esch> !
13:19 <@solios> that's a horrible thought.
13:20 <@_Lasar> Indeed it is.
13:20 <@ejp> huh. that reminds of a Very Odd converstation I had with a hot (drunk) blonde chick a while back.
13:20 <@ejp> wipe sitting, or midway to standing?