Poopin' : Special Champion Edition

posted 2004.01.29 at 13:56 by solios

10:50 < @solios> that still gives me the giggles.
10:51 < @xeno> oh yeah, speaking of which
10:51 < @xeno> I solved that
10:51 < @solios> ?
10:51 < @xeno> pork tenderloin
10:51 < @xeno> we had that for dinner last night
10:51 < @xeno> I DIDN'T POOP AT ALL YESTERDAY
10:51 < @solios> Did your ass blam?
10:51 < @xeno> this morning:
10:51 < @xeno> * xeno sleeps
10:51 < @xeno> < ass> hey
10:51 < @xeno> * xeno still sleeps
10:51 < @xeno> < ass> ahem
10:51 < @xeno> * xeno rolls over
10:52 < @xeno> < ass> mmph rrffff mmmp
10:52 < @solios> asdf
10:52 < @xeno> * xeno wakes up
10:52 < @xeno> < xeno> wha?
10:52 < @xeno> * ass thweeps
10:52 < @xeno> * xeno gets out of bed
10:52 < @xeno> < ass> mmph mrr HEY!
10:52 < @xeno> < xeno> uh...
10:52 < @solios> o_o
10:53 < @xeno> < ass> you've got .3 seconds
10:53 < @xeno> < ass> start running
10:53 < @xeno> This morning was the second time I've flushed the toilet BY MY SELF
10:53 * solios dies
10:53 < @xeno> the first time was because of Amberbock
10:53 < @xeno> this time was because of pork tenderloin
10:53 < @xeno> :)
10:54 < @xeno> and it WASN'T liquid, either
10:54 < @solios> did you paint the bownl?
10:54 < @xeno> it was:
10:54 < @xeno> < xeno> brrrmmmmmmmmmmMMPH!
10:54 < @xeno> < ass> brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrROMLP!
10:54 < @solios> sdlkjflsj.
10:55 < @solios> so who won?
10:55 < @xeno> the effect was quite similar to what I imagine a bowling ball would do if dropped into a vessel of similar size from the top of the Empire State Building
10:55 < @xeno> Dunno.
10:55 < @xeno> I ran like hell and slammed the door behind me
10:55 < @xeno> I think they're still in there fighting