Poopin' : The Next Generation

posted 2004.09.01 at 13:26 by xeno

[13.07.44] < xeno> so i gave Steven a pb sammich for lunch
[13.08.00] < xeno> he grabbed it, both hands, and didn't just tear it in half, he fucking SHREDDED IT
[13.08.10] < solios> :o
[13.08.15] < solios> < steven> chortle.
[13.08.21] < xeno> then he threw both hands out to his sides, flinging peanut butter shrapnel EVERYWHERE
[13.08.29] < solios> :D
[13.08.45] < xeno> then he put his pb-besotten hands on top of his head and began cleaning them using his hair
[13.09.38] < xeno> oh fuck
[13.09.38] < xeno> awdfj
[13.09.51] < xeno> >_<
[13.09.55] < solios> ?
[13.09.57] < xeno> he Febrezed himself...
[13.10.00] < xeno> a LOT
[13.10.06] < solios> O_o
[13.11.03] < xeno> ...
[13.11.07] < xeno> and i discovered why
[13.11.12] < xeno> i got near him and nearly gagged
[13.11.17] < xeno> he smells like a sewer
[13.11.30] < solios> nice.
[13.11.32] < xeno> no wonder he couldn't eat
[13.11.36] < solios> dunk him in the sink.
[13.11.39] < xeno> < xeno> Steven, do you stink?
[13.11.47] < xeno> * steven looks at his ass
[13.11.51] < xeno> * steven stares
[13.11.57] < xeno> * steven nods emphatically
[13.12.05] < xeno> < steven> STINK! DADA!
[13.12.10] < xeno> * steven points at stairs
[13.12.18] < solios> uyfffffhgkjhgffbkjx,.
[13.12.31] < xeno> :D
[13.12.38] < solios> :D
[13.12.41] < solios> steven++

[13.12.44] < solios> POOKEG!
[13.16.02] < xeno> < steven> Dadaaaaa.
[13.16.05] < xeno> < xeno> WHAT?
[13.16.12] < xeno> < steven> STINK.
[13.16.19] < solios> skljdfh.
[13.16.20] < xeno> omfg
[13.16.29] < xeno> now he's just repeating it over and over and over
[13.16.34] < solios> well.
[13.16.36] < solios> does he?
[13.16.38] < xeno> dada, dada, dada, dada, STINK.
[13.16.41] < xeno> dude.
[13.16.45] < xeno> i have the fan BEHIND ME
[13.16.49] < solios> I love how the kid's gone totally WMD and we're just sitting her talking about it.
[13.16.50] < xeno> pointing DIRECTLY AT HIM.
[13.16.56] < xeno> on FULL BLAST.
[13.16.59] < xeno> and i can still smell it
[13.17.04] < solios> :D
[13.17.08] < xeno> and a hint of Febreze...
[13.17.09] < solios> it's hereditary.
[13.17.45] < xeno> yup