Poopin' : The Physics of

posted 2004.04.12 at 13:31 by xeno

[01.41.51] < solios> so.
[01.41.55] < solios> I took a doompewp.
[01.41.58] < xeno> !
[01.42.05] < solios> which was, it runs out, a priming charge for the deathdump.
[01.42.11] < xeno> :O
[01.42.11] < solios> and thee's two squares of tp left.
[01.42.12] < xeno> er.
[01.42.13] < solios> SQUARES.
[01.42.13] < xeno> :X
[01.42.21] < xeno> heh
[01.42.24] < xeno> I hate it when that happens
[01.42.30] < xeno> socks work pretty good, I've found
[01.42.45] < solios> mine are all black.
[01.42.50] < xeno> even better
[01.42.56] < xeno> don't have to throw them away after
[01.42.57] < solios> no.
[01.43.04] < xeno> just let them dry and then brush off the crumbs
[01.43.06] < solios> I wouldn't know if my ass is clean or not.
[01.43.29] < xeno> hmm
[01.43.35] < xeno> magazinen?
[01.43.43] < solios> heh.
[01.43.46] < solios> no.
[01.43.48] < solios> :|
[01.43.54] < xeno> hmm
[01.43.55] < solios> I'll hold it.
[01.43.57] < xeno> printer paper?
[01.44.00] < solios> and drop the bomb at work tomorrow.
[01.44.02] < solios> :D
[01.44.08] < xeno> ...
[01.44.14] < solios> clear out the entire level, I think.
[01.44.14] < xeno> you're going to hold it for HOURS?
[01.44.22] < solios> sure.
[01.44.24] < solios> I have cheese.
[01.44.42] < xeno> well, that's not going to scoot past the already-there poo and make a cork you know.
[01.44.50] < xeno> it's just going to block off anymore of it
[01.45.05] < xeno> so the rest will be chillin' in your colon and escape while you're sleeping
[01.45.07] < solios> and it's more the GRUNKRUNKKAFLUB of solid chunks bouncing around than it is the fllllllllllllllllllllllergrupple of some seriously nasty shit.
[01.45.15] < xeno> ah
[01.45.20] < xeno> well that's not so bad then
[01.45.28] < solios> not really.
[01.45.38] < solios> the deathpewp was like this:
[01.45.40] < solios> >_<
[01.45.41] < xeno> although, i once held a poo for 3 days and it ended up stuck
[01.45.42] < solios> O_O
[01.45.45] < solios> >_< !
[01.45.49] < solios> >_< !!!!!!!
[01.45.52] < solios> < ass> ?
[01.45.56] < solios> >_< !
[01.45.59] < solios> < ass> oh.
[01.46.04] < solios> * ass >_<
[01.46.15] < solios> * ass plip.
[01.46.24] < solios> < colon> florg.
[01.46.32] < solios> :|
[01.46.35] < solios> heh.
[01.46.40] < solios> I held my poo for four h camp once.
[01.46.43] < solios> like, all of it.
[01.46.49] < solios> :|
[01.46.58] < xeno> latrines don't bother me
[01.47.05] < xeno> it's pooping without something to poop in that does
[01.47.14] < xeno> I was on a "rough-camping" trip
[01.47.39] < xeno> which meant going to the PA Grand Canyon, walking into the woods for about 5 miles and plopping down a tent
[01.48.00] < xeno> and, of course, no one had brought any toilet paper
[01.48.21] < xeno> "When you are roughing it, you use leaves. Now, hand me a beer from that cooler over there."
[01.49.00] < xeno> by the time I'd gotten to a bathroom, it was peeking out like a shy turtle
[01.49.10] < xeno> and it all came out at once
[01.49.24] < xeno> like, one big boob-sized shitball
[01.49.28] < solios> BLAM! ?
[01.49.34] < xeno> < xeno> nnnnnnnnnggggggggGGGHHHHHHHHHH
[01.49.35] < solios> mmm.
[01.49.36] < solios> boobs.
[01.49.41] < xeno> < ass> BOOM
[01.49.53] < xeno> < toilet> *tsunami*
[01.50.05] < xeno> < bathroom> *flood*
[01.50.23] < xeno> it was kind of like dropping a basketball into the toilet bowl from about 5 feet up
[01.50.36] < xeno> a basketball made out of depleted uranium
[01.51.21] < solios> rofl
[01.51.24] < solios> sweet.