The Dan

posted 2004.01.15 at 02:42 by xeno

[02.33.39] < @xeno> GLORK
[02.33.43] < @xeno> >.<
[02.33.44] < @solios> :|
[02.33.56] * @solios giggles.
[02.34.08] < @xeno> it's terrible
[02.34.16] < @xeno> Kelly told me I have to start going Outside to do it.
[02.34.17] < @solios> :(
[02.34.25] < @xeno> And when I told her it's too cold out there, she hit me.
[02.34.29] < @solios> er.
[02.34.35] < @xeno> WITH A BROOM
[02.34.45] < @solios> wait.
[02.34.49] < @xeno> So now I open the door and just stick my ass out
[02.34.57] < @xeno> Figure it's too nasty to get frostbite.
[02.35.01] < @solios> so it's not just ass blammage.
[02.35.14] < @xeno> not yet
[02.35.20] < @xeno> I wish it was, so I could just get it over and done.
[02.35.29] < @xeno> But so far it's just been gas
[02.35.32] < @xeno> BAD gas
[02.35.38] < @solios> deathpoo?
[02.35.45] < @solios> I had that this morning.
[02.35.56] < @xeno> < ass> ffffffffffff
[02.36.00] < @xeno> < xeno> ...
[02.36.07] < @xeno> < ass> FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF I SAID
[02.36.10] < @xeno> * xeno dies
[02.36.35] < @xeno> they're the worst ones
[02.36.36] < @solios> < ass> CRUMBLORRRBLRUM. FAG.
[02.36.39] < @xeno> I call them creepers
[02.36.42] < @solios> * smell_of_DEATH fills room.
[02.36.45] < @xeno> They just sort of... escape
[02.36.57] < @xeno> And like, a few seconds later, I get a whiff
[02.37.09] < @xeno> And I'm like DAMMIT I MISSED THE LAUNCH!
[02.37.13] < @solios> >.<
[02.37.20] < @xeno> I tried blaming Steven and /HE/ hit me.
[02.37.22] < @xeno> :D
[02.37.28] < @solios> hahah.
[02.37.44] < @xeno> Dude, I'm serious
[02.37.47] < @xeno> They have to stay outside
[02.37.51] < @solios> cool.
[02.37.56] < @xeno> the fucking dog even left the room once
[02.38.04] < @solios> remember our fartathons?
[02.38.06] < @xeno> you /know/ that's bad, cause she fucking eats cow poo
[02.38.07] < @xeno> ...
[02.38.14] < @xeno> < dave> Ooooommmmm
[02.38.17] < @xeno> < dave> Oooommm
[02.38.20] < @xeno> < solios> INCOMING
[02.38.25] < @solios> jhfgsfhdkghjfsdgjfkghkjdfg.
[02.38.26] < @xeno> < solios> ka-BLAM!
[02.38.31] < @xeno> * everyone dies
[02.38.42] < @xeno> that was the single funniest fart ever.
[02.38.46] < @solios> hgmfnh.
[02.38.47] < @solios> omfg.
[02.38.50] < @xeno> it even instigated the need for a measurement system
[02.38.50] < @solios> <- rofl
[02.39.09] < @xeno> all farts from that point on have been measured in milliDans
[02.39.18] < @solios> dkjfsghkjghkjh.