<xeno> Peter Paaaaaaaaaaaaaaan Peanut Butter!

posted 2004.11.12 at 01:44 by solios

22:27 <xeno> i'mma bottle up some of this poogas and send it to you
22:27 <xeno> it's BAD.
22:27 <xeno> like, the worst ever
22:27 <solios> O_o
22:27 <xeno> i wish i knew what the hell i ate that caused it
22:27 <solios> I have enough of my own, kthks.
22:27 <xeno> no, you don't
22:28 <xeno> this is pretty much constant
22:28 <solios> only reason I'm over here instead of getting my futonenbook on is I don't want to funk out the bed.
22:28 <xeno> not 10 seconds go by without PWEEP
22:28 <xeno> they've started to HURT, that's how bad it is
22:28 <solios> you need to build some kind of windmill into your chair.
22:28 <solios> on the bottom.
22:28 <xeno> it's not gas, it's vapour
22:28 <solios> and couple it to your gpu.
22:28 <solios> ew.
22:28 <xeno> these ones don't have enough force to drive it
22:28 <solios> hurtfarts. >_<
22:29 <solios> haven't had those in awhile.
22:29 <xeno> they just kind of go "fwuf" and instantly, the room dies
22:29 <solios> :D
22:29 <xeno> it's BAD i tell you
22:29 <xeno> i'm soaking in it
22:29 <xeno> my SCROT hurts from them. :|
22:29 <solios> >.<
22:30 <xeno> the worst part is, i think i need to shit
22:30 <xeno> and i really really REALLY don't want to
22:31 <xeno> it'll be like the poogas, squared
22:31 <solios> or.
22:31 <solios> it'll be a peanut.
22:31 <xeno> no, it won't
22:31 <solios> and you'll wipe for six hours.
22:32 <xeno> it's gonna come out like an MRE through a wood chipper
22:32 <solios> naw.
22:32 <xeno> no, it is
22:32 <xeno> i can feel it
22:32 <solios> it's gonna come out like molasses through a meatgrinder.
22:32 <xeno> there's about 4 pounds of gas behind it
22:32 <solios> the kind of shit that doesn't get in the toilet.
22:32 <solios> it just spreads out across your ass and nads and slowly evaporates.
22:32 <solios> :|
22:33 <xeno> no, it's gonna blow i'm telling you
22:33 <xeno> BLOOF
22:33 <xeno> i'll probably be launched
22:33 <solios> well.
22:33 <solios> go shit.
22:33 <solios> and we'll compare notes.
22:33 <xeno> NO.
22:34 <solios> ...
22:34 <solios> point.
22:34 <xeno> blast.
22:34 * xeno goes
22:34 <solios> that did sound all 31 flavors of ghey.
22:38 <xeno> ...
22:38 <solios> well?
22:38 <xeno> I hate you.
22:38 <solios> it was molasses, wasn't it?
22:39 <xeno> no.
22:39 <xeno> < ass> plup
22:39 <xeno> < xeno> ...
22:39 <solios> peanut?
22:39 <xeno> < ass> ...
22:39 <xeno> < xeno> well?
22:39 <solios> peanut.
22:39 <xeno> < ass> i'm done.
22:39 <xeno> < xeno> you'r-
22:39 <solios> ROFFLEHAUS
22:39 <xeno> < ass> ffffffffffT
22:39 <xeno> < xeno> ...
22:40 <xeno> it sucked.
22:40 <xeno> SO MUCH.
22:40 <xeno> like trying to scrape peanut butter off my ass
22:40 <xeno> HALF. A. ROLL.
22:40 <solios> 22:31 <solios> it'll be a peanut.
22:40 <solios> 22:31 <xeno> no, it won't
22:40 <solios> 22:31 <solios> and you'll wipe for six hours.
22:40 <xeno> die.
22:41 <solios> it bothers me that I know your ass better than you do.
22:41 <xeno> ...